by Eat5 hit April 12, 2025
Get the Danny Kmug. by slumpeedd March 16, 2022
Get the danny wannymug. Danny is the sweetest, most caring, beautiful, funny, sexy, loyal and reliable person on this earth, they're a ray of sunshine and is objectively the best boyfriend ever, everyone hopes to have a Danny at least once in their life.
by Yhd May 29, 2023
Get the Dannymug. A sexy, hot, fit, godly, making you instantly-cream man. If you ever see a man called Danny you will either cream or get so wet a tidal wave will be produced. Never ever miss out on Danny.
Danny is a sexy man
by Big Noncæ July 3, 2021
Get the Dannymug. by totallynothrishikesh December 11, 2023
Get the Dannymug. Danny Keller is Ultimately one of the tightest fellows to have walked the planet the mere name encompasses all of the below phrases and more
1) He is so tight he could peel an orange in his pocket
2) He is so tight he can split a currant in two.
3) So tight when he drops a penny it hits him the back of the head.
4) He's so tight that if you shoved a lump of coal up his arse, within hours you'd have a diamond.
5) As tight as an otters pocket.
6) He`s so tight he only breathes in.
7) Tight as a shark's arse at 40 fathoms.
8) He's so tight, he only cries out of one eye!
9) So tight he's like a Yorkshire man with all the generosity kicked out of him.
10) He's so tight he uses both sides of the toilet paper.
And so on and so forth, So much so that if you need anything at work there is a DICK or Does It Cost Keller Test.
Nobody has really requested and truly passed a DICK test.
1) He is so tight he could peel an orange in his pocket
2) He is so tight he can split a currant in two.
3) So tight when he drops a penny it hits him the back of the head.
4) He's so tight that if you shoved a lump of coal up his arse, within hours you'd have a diamond.
5) As tight as an otters pocket.
6) He`s so tight he only breathes in.
7) Tight as a shark's arse at 40 fathoms.
8) He's so tight, he only cries out of one eye!
9) So tight he's like a Yorkshire man with all the generosity kicked out of him.
10) He's so tight he uses both sides of the toilet paper.
And so on and so forth, So much so that if you need anything at work there is a DICK or Does It Cost Keller Test.
Nobody has really requested and truly passed a DICK test.
I need to get some tools for our next job?
DK: Can you hold off on that for now?
Man, I fucking failed the DICK Test - Danny Keller!
DK: Can you hold off on that for now?
Man, I fucking failed the DICK Test - Danny Keller!
by Mr Fletcher January 24, 2019
Get the Danny Kellermug. An guy that's too old to be a Kyle that will come off as being a super chill friend but is always somehow stuck in a crappy relationship with a "crazy bitch" but as soon as he gets the chance to date you he will still fuck the latest ex plus several others behind your back. Yet, he will still find time to lose his mind over any guy he can accuse you of looking at for more than a second. A Danny will start fights over nothing to have an excuse to punch holes in the walls, break your stuff and scream loudly at you so everyone around can hear. Stay around long enough and it won't just be your stuff that gets broke.
A Danny is a hobosexual male that dates mainly for a place to live and a means of supporting themselves but usually consider sex and having a human punching bag as added bonuses.
A Danny is a hobosexual male that dates mainly for a place to live and a means of supporting themselves but usually consider sex and having a human punching bag as added bonuses.
That old man seems nice enough to hang out with but did you hear how he talks about his exes??? He seems like a real Danny.
by Aliceavenged September 4, 2022
Get the Dannymug.