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Self Esteem Book

A book in which a person writes things that make them feel good, nice things people have said, and anything that may boost their self esteem.
by Besty January 2, 2006
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A really good book

"Is there anything better than pussy...yes a really good book"
by drewdat72903 October 16, 2017
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Go write a book

A phrase used when someone says something stupid, pisses you off, or buts into your conversation at an inopportune time.
Girl: Hey would you want to see my new dance. I shake my hips a lot and want someone's opinion.

Dude: I would love to see your special dance.
Guy: Hey I just went to jack and I said hello and he just screamed. It was just hilarious.
Dude:Go write a book
by AlexDaBeast December 11, 2010
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leather-bound books

Something you say you have to seem smart or important.
I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich Mahogany.
by The_Streets October 12, 2017
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enclosed instruction book

What you check out when you need instructions on how to get through the hotels.
"If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book."
by Justin Thorson September 10, 2008
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read another book

The appropriate response to any stupid political analogy that uses material from the Harry Potter books as a reference point.
HP devotee #1: "When Voldemort is president, Dumbledore's army needs a whole lot of Hermoines!"
HP devotee #2: "If the students at Hogwarts can defeat the death eaters, then we can defeat the NRA!"
George Takei tweet: "So, are we basically saying now that Senator McCain is Severus Snape?"
Normal person: "Seriously? Read another book."
by Martin Luther Cream June 4, 2018
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comic book guy

(noun)

Anyone that has the characteristics of the Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons. Some characteristics include:
- arguing excessively (especially on Internet forums) over, for example, minute details about some minor point or the way Spock exhaled as he spoke from the 34th episode of the original Star Trek series from 1950 whatever.
- informing someone of something (like a software release) the moment it happens. "You should be informed Microsoft has released another minor update patch for the Internet Connection Wizard for Windows 95."
- insisting that their interpretation of any given topic is the correct one, with a twist of role playing games and choose-your-own adventure book titles to back their point up.
- fat arsed/ugly with no women in their life except for the mother, sister(s) or pr0n.
- skinny arsed with trimmed facial hair, glasses and a pony tail.
- always has the fastest Internet connection going and is constantly downloading something illegal from the latest p2p or file swarming network.
- doesn't like another person you class as a comic book guy (as comic book guys don't get on because they argue each other in circles and compete to download the latest video driver updates first then email them to the other one)
I left my MSN on auto file accept accidentally and went out. When I got home this comic book guy on my list had sent me about a hundred files he had downloaded off bit torrent. Most of it was pr0n or pictures of wizards from role play games.
by Cabji March 1, 2004
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