Lane Tech

A school with fag ass kids who ride teachers dicks 24/7 a security guard who will literally ear and butt rape u if u don’t have ur ID on a school where best friends HU with their “besties” ex and not care a school with all gender bathrooms knowing damn well all kids do is fuck in there

Person 1:Hey what school do you go too?
Person 2: Ah no where special just Lane Tech

by A lane tech sophomore October 1, 2019

English teacher

An English teacher is a teacher who overly exaggerates everything by saying a red table is angry and the blue chair is sad. They also have favourites which is obvious. If they ask to describe a red table, they will automatically say that it is angry or mad. It is not angry or mad. It is just a table.

You might say: are you sad like a blue chair?
Them: no. don't be an English teacher

by Outrageously stunning April 10, 2020

Sunday School Teacher

When a female companion sticks any appendage or foreign object into a man's butthole when he's not expecting it. When he decides he likes it and does not run out of the room screaming, it is then referred to as a, "Sunday School Teacher"

Keith had a crazy night last night he was making out with this sunday school teacher and she reached around and gave him a Sunday School Teacher, he felt weird at first, but then decided he liked it so he let her continue to violate him. In the morning she kicked his sore ass out because she had to teach Sunday School, but she called him in the cab to ask if he had a good time...he blushed and said, "Yes".

by Aaron Neff February 23, 2009

tech tard

A person who either has attended or is currently attending Texas Tech University.

That pizza delivery guy is a tech tard.

by Barnie August 1, 2006

Teacher

Those who can't do so teach; but those who can't teach, teach gym

My Teacher has a degree in Geology, but since he's not good as a Geologist, he decided to teach in a crappy ass school

by J - Jay May 14, 2009

Tech

When one creates a ridiculous riff in a song

usually making no musical sense and just pure math metal

Its too Tech

by sam moon February 22, 2009

tech metal

A growing genre of music that is commonly (and wrongly) referred to as grind or grindcore.

It features fast drumming, guitar riffs that usually don't fit or make sense, and combines elements from other genres, such as rock, freeform jazz, deathcore and sometimes country/western.

Some tech metal bands:
Test Switch Isolator
Daughters
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravanganza
The Number 12 Looks Like You
See You Next Tuesday.

by Beeth June 11, 2006