Stoner Tax

The price you pay for smoking the devil's lettuce. It could come in many forms; leaving your keys somewhere, misplacing your wallet, forgetting your girlfriend's name during sex, forgetting your lighter at home, etc.

Brad: Oh man! I got way too baked and left my wallet on my desk!
Chad: That is a hefty stoner Tax right there!

by Tippd_off January 8, 2021

Marty Tax

A tax paid by someone with good intentions to their own detriment.

Brian paid the Marty Tax by staying late so Marty could get his hours in.

by Bombino60 May 28, 2021

Tax

To be taught a lesson; overcome or beaten; to overwhelm an opponent; to give or receive punishment or extreme consequences

I’m gonna tax you at basketball.

by Monaldo AbuSoufiane November 23, 2020

Engram Tax

When a pass is intercepted or deflected it is reduced in quality because it was thrown at Evan Engram

Daniel Jones just threw another interception he is so bad! Nah mate Engram deflected it so u have to at Engram Tax

by Dannydimes January 3, 2021

Immigrant tax

When someone moves to a different country and, as an immigrant, their previous work experience is not recognised and they earn less.

I moved here 2 years ago and I’m still paying immigrant tax. I should be done in a couple years

by G-ness March 1, 2025

Gig tax

When you are expecting a spicific amount of space on a hard drive and after formating and " Proprietary" os, you are left with way less.

"Wow I just baught a new phone and the gig tax was insane! "

by Mysticscrub March 17, 2023

tax

A membership fees you pay to live in your country, if you don't live in the Caribbean

Yo, do I gotta loose my strings to pay tax. Nah, dawg!!!! Just move to the Virgin Islands.

by Guernsey Boy June 5, 2022