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Australian Tailgate

An Australian Tailgate is considered one of the most obscene and profane form of suicide. This act can also be used for murder, but due to its length and complexity, is more common as a suicidal act.

First, you must freeze enough bleach to make a 3 foot long rod capable of fitting in your asshole. Once this is complete, you begin to tie yourself, by your feet, to the ceiling while inserting the rod of bleach into your supple asshole, resembling a tail. Once this is complete, you proceed to allow an emu to tear off your clothes while turning up the heat to allow the bleach tail to melt into your system. As the rod/tail begins to melt, you begin to suck the tip of the emus beak as it regurgitates your clothes back into your own mouth. By the time all of the clothes have been thrown up into your digestive system, the rod of bleach should be fully melted, killing you from the inside out.
For those whose lives are upside down, an Australian Tailgate can erase that frown.
by Lacktoesandtollerant June 13, 2018
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bustin' some tail-skins

refering to one's own ability to kick some major woop-tooshy!
Yeah, so me and my home-dogs be bustin' some TAIL-skins after work up by Grace's general store.
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kids got tail money

This phrase is used when eluding to someones wealth. Saying they have "tail money" infers the fact that they have money for coats with tails.
"What happened to Duncan's new flat screen?"

"He trashed it so he had an excuse to get that new Philips TV."

"Damn. Kids got tail money."
by DJterror October 14, 2009
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Three-Legged Tail

The most wonderful and majestic of all animal species, the Three-Legged tail is a hybrid cross between a male hermit crab, and David Duchovny. The average lifespan of a Three-Legged Tail is between 3 to 5 weeks, at which time it dies of starvation, as it has no means of obtaining nutrients. Although technically a hybrid species, the Three-Legged Tail is not sterile, and in fact, reproduces asexually. Every member of the species is born pregnant, and will give birth after about four hours. It is a highly aggressive animal, and once provoked, will not relent until either it or it's attacker is dead. Although, since the Three-Legged Tail has no eyes, ears, or noses, they are easily avoided. The animal is known for it's tremendous speed on land (it is second only to the cheetah), and spends much of it's short life galloping around aimlessly, presumably in unimaginable agony and despair. A genetic abnormality exists in approximately .03% of the population, which causes the offspring to be born with three wings instead of three legs. Sadly, the Three-Winged Tail is doomed to the same torturous existence.
The Three-Legged Tail is an affront to nature, and an abomination unto the lord.
by Krandall Kramer November 13, 2012
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tail recursion

If you're not sick of it already, see tail recursion.
Putting things that refer to themselves at the end of a document is the leading cause of tail recursion.
by ke6isf October 20, 2004
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Tail Pipe

When you put your asshole up against another asshole and fart.
To help loosen her, I gave her a tail pipe.
by Merkinfeltch March 9, 2016
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Cow Tail

Did you see Juan watching friends? He's such a cow tail.
by Echokaji January 20, 2017
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