vapor turd

A fart that's so concentrated with vaporized poo particles, that the person sitting next to you claims that you have shit yourself, or can taste your turd.

Can also produce short term swamp ass and/or skid marks (room rooms).

Josh ate 10 pounds of beans, cheese, beer and yogurt right before going to bed. Poor Ashley was up all night suffering the wrath of the vapor turds.

by ashmashedpotatoes November 30, 2013

Gay turd

When someone takes to much cum in their ass and you poop out sperm

Last night was wild with Mark, I had a crazy gay turd this morning!

by L.A. 31 June 14, 2021

Turd Kohlhepp

A piece of shit from South Carolina, who killed many people

Turd Kohlhepp is serving 7 life sentences

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 10, 2021

Turd burglar

A person you do not particularly like who you have a suspicion burgles turds

Oi Dolan
Ye

Dude ur a turd burglar
Gooby pleaz

by Buttorange101 February 24, 2018

Turd weasel

A small rodent type weasel/mouse who is often shown to be present by the droppings (feces) left behind.

We must have a turd weasel under the sink, I see all the droppings.

by Bufort T Cockles October 29, 2018

turd blaster

A person who spend a lot of time in the toilet at work

Person 1: "Hey where's the turd blaster again?"
Person 1: "He's turd blastin a shatapult"

by r3r3.omfg May 28, 2016

TURD CLAYMORE

when you take two carefully laid logs on each side of the toilet seat and slam the lid.

Dude I'm not cleaning that someone did a turd claymore in there!

by Arcaneos510 September 11, 2020