Same as a Philadelphia Hat Trick When no matter how you try to succeed and get people's hopes up, you fuck up 3 times in a row (usually within a year) and ruin you or someone else's hopes.
by Nebuchadnezzar June 07, 2004
act of shoving a lubed piece of PVC pipe full of barbed wire into a persons anus and removing the PVC, causing their anus to clamp down on the barbed wire. Chance of survival: 0%
by myst1c February 05, 2008
The sexual act of a woman pouring vodka in or on a man's asshole then proceeding to lick it out while getting the man drunk in the process.
by FindMakarov69 November 16, 2011
some hood rat from the new englend area or the west coast that will give up for blunts and old bull ice
by negro October 17, 2004
Hey, discrimination hat trick! Sometimes you really overdo it with that political incorrectness, you know.
by Yamato Damashi January 14, 2013
The act of screwing a rural area financially and legally until it is overrun with opioids and crime. In reference to the capital of New York creating rules that have led to the rise of crime and drugs in Upstate New York.
Washington, D.C. scored an Albany Hat Trick when they created suburbs in Virginia that inflated the cost of living and led to urban decay decades after.
by mrcoronet32 February 22, 2021