Dover Time 

When you supervisor or manager that is on salary comes in late and leaves early with out a decrease in pay.

Hey Dave came into work at 5 today and left at 9, but still got paid for 8hrs, he's working some serious Dover Time.

Dover Time by JMAC2 May 5, 2011

dookie time 

To drop a stinky deuce while listening to Green Day's 1994 major label debut, Dookie. After finishing their dookie time, one should listen to Green Day's 1992 album, Kerplunk, as that is the sound that dookies make when they hit the toilet water.

Bro: "Yo dude, I gotta drop a brown trout, but I don't want to stop listening to Green Day."
Dude: "Bro, me too, let's just do both at the same time."
Bro: "Holy shit, dude, it's dookie time!"
(Bro and Dude proceed to drop trou at side-by-side toilets and listen to "Basket Case").

John: "Ow... ow... oh fuck, this burns... ah... AHHHHHH!"
(poop comes out, hits the water)
Water: KERPLUNK!
John: Damn, that smells... ooh, Longview, I love this song!"

dookie time by Merriam Chubster February 27, 2013

Dime time 

The amount of time a dime ass jiggles after you slap it.

Her ass hit a full 3 second dime time after a slapped it. She has a dime ass for sure.

Dime time by 100caveman November 15, 2016

horny time 

Horny time is between 6pm-3am in between this time one may be horny for no reason and deserves sex from anyone they ask

“Yo it’s horny time come over and give me sex!”
“Fine your lucky it’s that time”

horny time by Wetsock29387 September 2, 2019

You're Gonna Have a Bad Time 

sans undertale

you have the feeling that you're gonna have a bad time

You're Gonna Have a Bad Time by DeltaGamerAlt September 24, 2019

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me 

alphabet's but somethings wrong?!??!? 😳

random stranger: *sings the abcs but it is wrong*

random stranger: whoa dude, is that the abcs song but better?

me: yes. just a few drops of water and then the song will be much more perfect.

random stranger who committed arson once: someone gave me this popcorn. do you want some?

random stranger who has done nothing: yes please. I need to hear more of this beautiful masterpiece.

random stranger: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me by holydrugs April 26, 2022

Tweaker Time

The immense and typically immeasurable time frame needed for the typical tweaker to complete ANY (yes, ANY!) task that they've set about to complete. Recipiants (sometimes referred to as 'victims') of said 'tweaker time' may be routinely subjected to exceptionally difficult positions placed upon them by the 'tweaker'. It is usually wise to push scheduling of important tasks to next week, or the week after, if in the presence of anyone under the influence of 'tweaker time'.

Glen: DUDE! How f*ckin long is that bitch gonna be inside Walmart!? She only had $6 and its been 45 minutes! (I think?) I mean, what is she looking at anyway with her tweaker time ass!?! MUTHER F*CKER!!

Covington: (while dilligently, yet hopelessly trying to pick out a good cd from the case) Huh?

Glen: Wow...

Tweaker Time by Have YOU seen my keys? July 28, 2011