Happy time

When one masturbates and gets very happy,

Aysha made happy time in da bathroom

by JMizzlle October 12, 2009

Good Times

A sitcom I grew up watching.

To this day. I still watch Good Times

by Saints June 26, 2004

ass time

Work time that one logs where one hopes to accomplish quite a bit of "work," but spends most of that time sitting in a chair.

I would like to go to lunch with you guys, but I'm really busy. I've been putting in a lot of ass time lately.

by Cap'n Tony September 25, 2005

man's time

A "Man's time" is time spent in a restroom of any kind while pooping. During such times, he is not to be disturbed by anyone, least of all a woman. Man's time is often accompanied by reading materials, including (but not limited to) pornography. Not to be confused with "Woman's time" which has something to do with the menstrual cycle.

"Dad? Are you jerking off to Barely Legal during your Man's time? I just had my first period and I need to use the can."

by duke5572 October 3, 2005

Lambda Time

When bros. are going to some event, chances are they are running behind. This is called lambda time. In most cases, the bros can arrive anywhere from 15 minutes to an hour of when the actual thing started.

noun.

"What time is the meeting at?"
"It starts at 9."
"Oh shit, it's 9:10."
"We're running on Lambda time."
"Oh alright, so we got plenty of time to get there."

by LPhiE Happy Feet March 6, 2008

Cubical time

Double penetration

My friend Noff got cubical time last night, now he needs a catheter to take a leak.

by ChocolatePeople December 7, 2010

time toilet

Something that distracts you from your work for long periods of time. "I was clearing out my inbox when I clicked on a link a friend sent me about baseball, six hours later I was still clicking links looking at asian midgets having anal sex with goats! What a time-toilet"

"I was clearing out my inbox when I clicked on a link a friend sent me about baseball, six hours later I was still clicking links looking at asian midgets having anal sex with goats! What a time toilet"

by DR WC Minor July 7, 2014