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taco donkey

1. Donkey pulling a taco cart.
2. A hard taco shell with a big hotdog in it.

3. A funny name to call People, Places, and Things.
4. Weiner Longer
Chris and I were hanging out yesterday at the fair when to my surprise there was a Taco Donkey there!

I went to Las Vegas and all i got was this Taco Donkey...

Look he is such a Taco Donkey!

Obviously he has employed one of his associates to call here and tell me Taco Donkey...
by Weiner Longerers July 27, 2010
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I-Tach

A rhythm found in emergency departments, predominantly in the western and southwestern United States. "Tach" is slang for the prefix "tachy-", which means "abnormally rapid".

CONTEXT: Where V-Tach (ventricular tachycardia - an "an abnormally fast heart rate orginating from the bottom of the heart") is a lethal heart rhythm, I-Tach is not lethal... just annoying.

INCIDENCE: I-Tach is most common among elderly Hispanic females -- with a hangnail, a rash, painful urination, or some other dire "emergency" -- with 370 relatives surrounding the gurney upon which she lay.

USES: It is used both to gain familial sympathy and to coerce the medical staff to leave the bedside of heart attack, gunshot wound, or similarly trivial patients, and promptly attend to her "emergency" instead.

Abuelita comes in at 3 a.m. with an emergency rash on her ass she's had for three weeks. She lies quietly behind her curtain for forty minutes without uttering a sound... then family shows up. And more family. And more. Suddenly, abuelita begins...

"Ayyyye... Ayyyye... AyyYai..... ¡Ayuda mi, Dios!... AyeAyeAyeAyeAyeAyeAyeAye. Yaiyaiyai..YaiYaiYaiYaiYai.. Ayyyyyyee!"

Witnessing this, you yell out mockingly...
Tony... Dr. Kootersplat... Call a code and get the rash cart to Med-2 STAT... better get a splinter-removal tech down here, too... the lady just went into I-Tach.
by Mike Morgan December 26, 2004
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Lazy Taco

When one of a womens labia lips hang down lower than the other.
That Bitch gots herself a "lazy Taco"!
by abcbffs4life December 19, 2009
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taco bender

A Mexican. A person of Mexican heritage living in the USA.
Rachel, I'd like you to meet Rico, my favorite taco bender.
by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005
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uncle taco

Mexican-American or American-Mexican, who outwardly or a variable in choice, tries to distance themselves from their own culture or ethnicity for reason, like self-hate or shame of their own race. may associate with friends or lovers who may be only white, or other races that are`nt their own in a community, where the majority of the population is Hispanic.
will associate only with Hispanic people if they are family.
tom hides, denies or avoids situations where his friends would meet his parents. he is an uncle taco

in a trial where an innocent Hispanic man would lose everything, though the evidence pointed strongly his innocence, lisa in a group of white jurors made value judgment based on everything but the evidence in the case,
his heritage he shared with her, how he was dressed.

she is an uncle taco.
by beanerific November 7, 2010
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it's raining tacos

there is not a thing in this universe that is better or will be better than the masterpiece that is "it's raining tacos" song, and the person who made it continually tries to top it, but nothing will ever top it, this is truly a gift from God
by Russian Vesper January 15, 2018
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tactical wooby

a wooby with extra pockets for carrying ammo,tac light, multi-tool, and other equpiment.
Military jacket or tactical vest that someone just will not take off. No matter how cold or hot it gets.
by kbaker April 29, 2005
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