spongebob kelp

(noun) A substance that many Jamaicans and hippies smoke. Commonly known as marijuanna or weed.

Jamaican guy 1:Yo mon, you got any o' dat spongebob kelp mon?
Jamaican guy 2:Yes, mon lets smoke it mon.
Happy Jamaican people :)

by That Mon Mon November 23, 2013

spongebob free run

Free running in a stupid or otherwise retarded way. Usually means fucking up parkour

Man1: hey have you tried free running?
Man2: no I feel like it'd be like spongebob free run

by Gingagon June 23, 2014

Sponge hand

When you give someone a handjob after being in water for too long and your fingers are all spongy and junk <3

Sponge hands are good exercises to show those you love that you care.

by Spongehand McGee September 5, 2014

Sonseehray

This it the epitome of cruel intentions, she is only noticed as Satan incarnate. If you ever see sonseehray kiss your ass goodbye and cry out your eyes.

Run its sonseehray, she will take your eyes and eat tyem

by Longridvonhugendong February 21, 2015

Spongebola

The act of a tv show suddenly becoming really bad, with unbelievable excuses for good television, ending in terrible backfires. Such as SpongeBob entering its 6th season.

Jack: Can you believe the quality of Family Guy now? If you don't think it's unrealistically bad you haven't been paying attention.
Jill: I've never seen Spongebola this severe. It makes Atlantis Squarepantis look like Finding Nemo.

by 2GS March 11, 2015

SpongeBob frame

A body shape resembling that of SpongeBob SquarePants.

Joe: I heard that Jessica likes you.

Mike: She's not my type. She has a SpongeBob frame.

by 2014_chiguy March 17, 2015

Spongebobiness

When you encounter a situation or moment concerning more than one scenario from spongebob in a single day.

Eric: "Yo dude I just got a text from you and Georgina about spongebob at the same time."
Cierra: "That's some spongebobiness right there."

by Courtney Linus June 5, 2015