spank wizzled

see flusterbummed

Man, am I spank wizzled....thanks Eader!!!!!

by Richard Deason March 28, 2004

Tanker Wanker Spanker

(n) 1. One of a group of badasses (except Dave) who work on battle tanks; (n) 2. A name given to Tank Mechanics by skinny white boys (Optic Techs) (n) 3. MOS 2146

Come on Tanker Wanker Spankers, its chow time.

by xllx_NeO_xllx October 17, 2006

spank festival

a vigorous masturbation session, often involving liberal amounts of lubricants and battery operated devices.

Are you coming with us to the party, or are gonna stay home and have another spank festival?

by Blown anchor March 31, 2015

spankard

A person who is least or minimum

John Groggs is a spankard

by Hot Carl October 19, 2004

Tank and Spank

Verb.
1. (in mmorpg, or a genral tactics) to send in a strong unit to attacka foe at the front( The Tank), while the rest of the players strike from behind (The Spank)

2. where a girl is on all fours, and you slide your dick into her mouth, and spank her ass hard while she sucks.

1. "In the Dead Mines"

Miniu: Yo desmonk, Tank and Spank time,go in there and Aggro that NPC me and the Others will stay back here and Support you

Desmonk: "Nods"

2. "yo girl ,how about you crawl over here for some tank 'n spank..."

by bootybusterlegomohawk April 28, 2011

spank the cell

A term commonly used by suburban teens on away messages in order to inform their peers to call them on their cellular devices

auto response from suburbanteen:
I'm out!!!
spank the cell

by mmmhmmm July 13, 2004

slank

To Spend The Night At A Freinds House

Yo We Gonna Slank At Your House Tonight

by CizreK February 29, 2004