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Paranormal Snacktivity 

When an anonymous person or persons eats a noticable amount of the snacks in your house; and nobody fesses up when parents/siblings get pissed off and the issue is adressed. A great excuse to get your family off your ass.
Sister: Where the hell did all of the oreos go?

Me: i dont know.

Mom: Bullshit, you're the one who had friends over last night! I just bought those oreos yesterday morning!

Me: Looks to me like some paranormal snacktivity..

Everyone: Ahh.. I see..
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dildo sack pie 

The result of hastily extracting a dildo from a partner's anus and accidentally lathering the ball sack with residual fecal matter.
My girlfriend was about to climax so I got nervous and pulled the dildo out of her asshole, resulting in a dildo sack pie. I had to wash my balls for an hour.
dildo sack pie by K.O.T.W. April 16, 2010
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ball sack vinegar 

the musky liquid that forms around the testicles on a hot day.
mowing the lawn on a hot day in Houston produces ample amounts of ball sack vinegar!

Cabbage Sack 

The whole locker room smells like cabbage sack dude. Go shower.
Cabbage Sack by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

Eat Sack 

Telling someone to nibble on or to eat the scrotum or the ball sack of another man.
Ian : Man you suck at call of Duty.
Mark : Hey Ian, Eat Sack.
Eat Sack by EatSackMan December 1, 2010

Dirty Sack Stamp 

When you take a steaming dump in a pillow case (sack) and then smack an unknowing victim across the face leaving them utterly speechless.
Aaron was walking in from work when I surprised him with a Dirty Sack Stamp to the face.
verb

To abscond with food. snackling is the act of stealing food, often in a humorous manner. The phrase was originally used when a person hoarded a particular snack, usually in a social situation. The term now covers any act of pilfering food.
The raccoon snackled the sandwhich from the picnic table.

Dude, you just snackled the last chip.
snackle by Neoproxy December 14, 2009