momma slappin

A term used to describe something so wonderfull that it would be worth any sort of heinous action.

Dude1:"God amighty man,he sold me that Sig Sauer for a mere 300 beans."

Dude2:"Sheeit,that's a MOMMA SLAPPIN deal if I ever heard a one!"

by CrowTard March 26, 2006

texas slapper

A sex move.
Often performed by rednecks, hicks, guests of The Jerry Springer Show and just plain white trash.
You start by rubbing bbq sauce on the womans vagine, then you sprinkle steack spices and other asorted spices, put a nice sized piece of cooked hamburger meat, then eat away while slapping her ass.

My dad gave my mom a texas slapper, three months later they got a devorce.

This morning i found leftovers in the fridge, they tasted like a texas slapper.

by Aelmeox August 15, 2006

Slappy Pappy

To hit your grandfather in the face with your jewels. ;)

I just did a slappy pappy and he grounded me for two weeks! I don't think he gets the joke!

by kyleBUTT October 3, 2008

slappin

usually meaning good or delicious

That soup we made in class today was slappin!

by provider July 29, 2016

Slappy

The original land creature, it has short little body and can be seen in elves. The primary reason for normal size racism.

Slappy just beached up again.
Slappy can't get back in the water because it body is to small.
Slappy created a mud cathedral, its all good.

by ftlqed January 20, 2011

cock slapper

some one who likes to pin people down and make them feel the raff of their penis(also known as a schlong), they use a slightly hard swinging moshion like a whip to like a not very nice red mark, then the cock slappers tradition is to tell every one and then do it again for the hell of it

is that a cock slapper mark upon your face
are you a cock slapper mr?
its the cock slapper of the month

by glennnn elliott August 3, 2006

Face like a slapped arse

When bitchy girls think they are better than everyone and don't get what they want

Jeez look at the state of your one she has a face like a slapped arse

by Dunkin'dairy July 27, 2018