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Secret Pocket

Like my cousin said about his brother right after he put his hand down the back of his pants into his soild dipper. "Sometimes Christopher likes to put his hand in his secret pocket."

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Aris likes to put things in his secret pocket.
by Anna M King February 11, 2006
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Secret Agent Sanchez

You do a girl doggie style, and while u're having sex you stick your thumb up your ass. After you get a good amount of poo on your thumb, you pull on the girl's hair til her head is close enough for you to smear poo all over her lips!

Shorten version = A.S.Y (pronounced Ass-Ee)
I totally secret agent sanchez your mom last night!
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Hannah Secret

In reference to the televison series Hannah Montana on Disney Channel

A secret that is so substantial it could change your life immensely. Few to none know. Usually constantly contemplated as to whether or not to reveal it. Mostly in the case of putting on large guises.

(ex: Being in the closet, Witness Protection Program, Illegal Immigrant, Crime, Big High School Drama, etc.)

Refers to Miley Stewart having the secret of being Hannah Montana
I'm the only person on the planet that knows. It's like a Hannah Secret.
by mrcmrcmrcmrcmrcmrcmrcmrc January 4, 2011
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Secretary of Offense

Position that would replace Secretary of Defense were Jesse Ventura to be President.
Jesse Ventura: I'm not going to have no wimpy Secretary of Defense. *I'm* going to have a Secretary of Offense, in the Department of Kicking Butt.
by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008
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Scritch

To scratch an itch. (Verb)
"Sorry, I just had to scritch"
by angel8 May 1, 2006
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vaginal Secretion

Vaginal Secretion, vaginal-secretion:
1) The gastral emission of the vagina, pussy fart.
2) A release of fluids due to urination or an orgasm. My personal favorite.
3) Another term for Cream Pie.
4) The puss like substance found on your girlfreind, Grandma Joan's vagina.
1)You are such a "Vaginal Secretion" Rick.
2)Jenny, did you just rlease a "Vaginal Secretion"? Cause you stink girl, go wash your ass!
by NickName4U May 2, 2006
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Secret Mountain Fort Awesome

One of the best shows to ever grace the television
Guy: Man I'm sad I missed the new Secret Mountain Fort Awesome ep
Guy 2: Sucks man, the episode was awesome!
by PizzaSteve413 August 26, 2014
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