Salty Sailor

A mixed drink which has had semen added without knowledge of such an addition being passed along to the drinker.

Joe sipped his Salty Sailor slowly, wondering why his friend Barry was giggling uncontrollably.

by thelowerrhythm September 19, 2010

Get salty

When your fries need to start being salty because the person in front of you at McDonald's ordered their fries without salt and yours don't have salt

"No salt on my fries please"
"No fries you need to GET SALTY!!"

by insidehobo November 21, 2014

salty balls

salty balls..... as in cum = salty and eyeballs = balls
well in wales its commonly known as salty balls!!!
(as defined by ibizababe) ;)

I gave her salty balls last night and she was doing the dirty pirate!

by S April 14, 2005

salty bacon

when a girl/guy puts 12 individual grains of salt in your pee hole

yoo man my girl gave me a salty bacon last night

by Saltuserr October 4, 2011

Salty potato

Ash when you mention you voted for trump, or talk about Trump, or talk about anything about trump.

Babe, don't be a salty potato.

by pumpkinpotato December 4, 2018

Salty man

he's is salty

theres a salty man

by disas December 23, 2016

Mr. Salty

Someone salty.

The guys wouldn't leave Dave alone even though they know how he gets when he's hungry. He becomes Mr. Salty.

by lation31 January 8, 2009