salty muffin

a salty muffin is someone is acting in a sassy/saucey manner.

that girl is being SUCH a salty muffin right now.

salty muffin by izaack October 13, 2010

Salty Peanut 

The act of putting salt on the head of one's penis before receiving a blowjob.

John: Hey, did you get any last night?
Jack: Yeah, man. Gave Tiffany the old Salty Peanut!
John: HELL YEAH!

Salty Peanut by Enth September 21, 2011

salty samurai 

The leader of the Holy Samurai clan, destined to destroy the evil tyrant weebls, who hath forsaken the Samurai clan.

Holy shit! Salty samurai is again crushing weebls with his spamming powers!

salty samurai by Cheesebadger December 23, 2004

Salty Pickle

when u get get vomit,feces,and a pickle and mix it all up, then u freeze and sare with ur mate and barf into eachothers mouths until their is no more vomit

me and my girl shared a salty pickle last night

Salty Pickle by nicenice6969 October 17, 2011

Salty Pants

To be uncomfortable in your trousers.....like having "salt in your pants".

What's up with homeboy? He's acting a fool, like he's got "SALTY PANTS!?"

Salty Pants by J. Wiles June 25, 2006

Salty Ham 

Ham that was prepared by a woman who would salt fish from the dead sea.

Your fag son isn't bringing any salty ham into this house!

Salty Ham by Dylar February 13, 2009

Salty McSalterson 

One who has seen many major bouts of fire or many years of firefighting.

That firefighter Ryan is a Salty McSalterson.

Salty McSalterson by Fraternal Brotherhood of Salt July 25, 2010