Swaggerous

No one is even close to having as much swagger as yourself

Im soooo swaggerous....
No one is as swaggerous

by Jonathan Cartagena(aka:reason) January 20, 2009

Swamp Shorts

A stinky penis; similar to skid marks but more damp and odor filled.

Man I drank so much last night that even his hairy swamp shorts didn't stop me.

by Deegans December 17, 2008

Swampfooting

the art and practice of massaging a womens clitoris then inserting toe or toes into her vagina. Artificial lubrication is optional. also called swampfootin or pussyfooting or pussyfootin

There is nothing more relaxing then doin a little swampfooting with the girlfriends pussy

by TeamJimmy July 8, 2009

swang and i swung

You swang your ride to the left and then swung it the right. Come on anyone from H-town know this fo sho.

I pulled out my candy caddy, i swang and i swung.
See down in H-town this is wut we do for fun.

by Big G out tha H October 22, 2009

Swagger Sleep

-A guy word for "Beauty Sleep"

Girl- "You can't hang."

Guy- "You got damn right. I gotta get my Swagger Sleep."

by ThatCreoleKid August 5, 2010

swamp sock

A stray sock often found beneath the bed of a teenage boy with a strangely stiffened texture used primarily as a recepticle for masturbatory ejaculate . Use has possibly increased due to current concerns for the environment as the item is reusable unlike tissues .

Mum - Johnny , I must try another brand of fabric condition as I had to boil wash the sock i found under your bed as it was so stiff !

Johnny - ...Erm...gumph!...swamp sock

by chris ord June 27, 2010

swamp gooch

(n.) after an intense workout, the gooch or taint area becomes sweaty and moist. The sweat coats the gooch hair resulting in a swamp-like feel. Thus derives the name swamp gooch. Swamp gooch is most common when playing sports in boxers.

Woah, i had the worst swamp gooch after football yesterday. It was so sweaty and smelled like Deeb.

by ESHS January 5, 2011