Pro Shipper

A weirdo, by all means needed do not interact with them

Pro shipper: anti-anti🍖🌈
Normal person: ngga bfr...

by narukzmi September 24, 2022

Shipwreck

A woman that looks good from the neck down, but could sink a ship from the neck up.

That woman has a nice body from the back, but when she turned around.....BANG! Shipwreck!

by CAdams March 8, 2005

shipcute

Adjective used by cruise ship employees referring to people below their normal "land standards" but due to limited selection selection on the ship, will do while aboard.

The guy across the crew bar is shipcute.

by jrc1979 April 24, 2009

shippity

shippity is a polite way, devised by dominian republicans, of saying "shit."

a grandpa: "i ran over your bike. i didn't see it laying on the driveway behind my car."

a grandson: "shippity!"

by erzulieloo January 16, 2011

Shipshock

When a couple is so awkward or weird together, you don't feel right and you think you're living in a fantasy. It also blows your mind that couples like that can exist. This serious case of shock can last for up to weeks at a time. Typically happens as soon as a couple goes out, and acts like they're in love. Can cause bother to one's mind and be the subject of many conversations. Ends when the couple breaks up and/or lasts too long and you grow used to it.

*Ship is a shortening of relationship*

Guy 1: Did you hear Julia and Dan are going out??
Guy 2: What?? I think I'm getting shipshock.

by ohmythatsawk September 23, 2011

ShipWrecked

Waking up in sea foam with both hands on the mast and seamen everywhere

"dude did you see James after the party?!"
"No what happened?"
"He was totally shipwrecked on the kitchen floor"

by Eishatheasian May 3, 2014

shipet

its a fart shit pee at the same time .prep your ass

dude i just fucken shipet my self

by Pourch monkey October 15, 2017