The Sea Monster

When a woman gives a man a blowjob while they are in or under water.

woah bro you totally whipped out the sea monster and gave it to her!

by tigerwoods1967 July 13, 2010

Breached sea level

When you take an epic dump, you turn to look in the toilet, and the massive pile of crap is above the water level in the toilet bowl.

Can also be used as "Breaching", if in the current process of taking a dump.

Guy #1 "Dude! I totally just Breached sea level in your toilet!"

Guy #2 "Holy Crap!"

Guy #1 "That's what I said!"

by remotenightowl October 7, 2012

Murrumbidgee Sea Snake

A mythical snake that is found at the Murrumbidgee river. IT RAVES TILL DAWN

"did you see the Murrumbidgee Sea Snake"
"Yer man, it was Raving till DAWN

by PrfBugsy November 20, 2014

rotten sea food check

To check if a vagina owner has fish smelling genitalia.

Ben: "I did a rotten sea food check last night it stank!"

Simon: "So did I! But mine didn't smell at all it smelt amazing..."

by SexyLukey22 June 27, 2014

mediterranean sea biscuit

when you wormy dog your ex girlfriends pillow case like you're in a Mediterranean Sea storm until she gets two pink Seabiscuit's around her eyes

you should have seen how pink the biscuits around my girls eyes were after I gave her the old MSB (Mediterranean sea biscuit).

by dub_es March 4, 2015

Himalayan Sea Salt

Code name for Cocaine

Ay want some Himalayan sea salt?

Sure pal, how much it'll be?

by Qinhlerjano November 29, 2019

Red Sea Mustache

When a dude cant grow hair in the very middle of their 'stache. Like how Noah parted the Red Sea, His mustache is empty in the middle.

"yo did you see Nick's Red Sea Mustache? , It was bare in the middle"

by Rick Portche February 27, 2020