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The act of vomiting on your best friend's significant other, usually while extremely intoxicated.
"Dude, I so Scott-ed the other night! It's a good thing my BFF's wife is so awesome or she would never invite me over for Mostacolli and Moonshine again! Oh, and the lack of chewing made clean up easy!"
by burpmasterL February 5, 2010
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scottis

a person who enjoy making scottlan babies and like to say erm & meep alot.
my name is scottis and i often like to make scottlan babies
by scottis August 23, 2011
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scott

dont trust him. he'll flirt and make you think you're the only one but as soon as he gets what he wants he will drop you like a hot rock and find a new girl. do your self a favor and stay away from him.
OMG! he is such a scott! girl you can do so much better!
by saturn1800 June 2, 2018
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Scottie Pippen

To have a large swollen bump on your head, similar to Scottie Pippen in the 96-97 NBA Playoffs, when he was hit by a Alonzo Mourning elbow.
Damn!!! Look at that Scottie Pippen on his head!!!
by Anthony Robles March 4, 2006
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Scottish Operator

"Amanda's been complaining about the lack of trust in our relationship ever since I gave her that Scottish Operator."
by Saddy Dumpington September 19, 2005
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scott kurtz

Scott R. Kurtz is an American cartoonist who began his career with his daily strip, Captain Amazing, which appeared for four semesters in the University of North Texas college paper. His first work to appear on the internet was Wedlock and Samwise, which he began in 1998.

His latest and longest running project, PvP online has been appearing daily since May 4th 1998, and has since then reached a daily 150,000 readers, has had a print version published by image comics monthly and has also won the coveted Eisner award for best digital comic.

He also co-writes the comic "Truth, Justin and the American way" with Aaron Williams.
Scott Kurtz' rants today have stirred up the webcomics comunity
by JulioC December 14, 2008
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Scottish Whale

Scottish Whale is a term derived from the whales that inhabit the Atlantic near the coast of Scotland. These whales used to have strange mating calls and performed coitus in a very peculiar way, so Scottish Whale originally applied to a guy that was good in bed, yet was a very interesting partner. Today scottish whale refers to a sexual act involving an accordian, a two headed zebra, a case of 409 cleaning solution, and a life-size cut-outs of the entire Hepburn family. This sexual act is considered by many sexologists and sexy people to be the most expensive sexual act to date, costing ten times as much as the more well known Mexian Marmalade
Roberto was tired of having sex in an ordinary way, so he asked his partner if she would like to commit to a Scottish Whale. She agreed, so now Roberto and Wanda-Zim moonlight, and have been for 47 years hoping to, one day, afford a true Scottish Whale. Roberto is a closet homosexual and confessed this to Wanda-Zim so they split up and Roberto continues his quest with Jimmy-Sue Miller.
by Dr. JM Buck July 31, 2004
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