two rub glove

A girl who cums really quickly, comparable to a two pump chump.

This girl I was with last night came so quickly, totally a two rub glove.

by auroraxborealis October 3, 2017

surface-rubbing

Surface rubbing can refer to:

1.) Copying somebody's music style; biting, but to a far larger extent - rather than replicating their style, like what happened to autotuning, the music sounds almost identical.

2.) Trying to replicate someone's way of life.

3.) Try to become a higher social status by replicating someone's behavior, thought to be edgy or cool.

Example for definition No. 1:

"Yo, bob! Did you see that? BigBoiDuck bit my rap style!"

"Nah, man! He just surface-rubbed you, his beat, voice, and even lyrics are nearly the same as yours."

"Shit, I need to sue him!"

Example for definition No. 2:

"Bro, I'm the only one in the universe who eats waffles upside-down."
"Not anymore. Penny Beanstock just surface-rubbed you, he eats waffles upside-down like you."
"Such a shovel."

Example for definition No. 3:

"That new guy at our carwash - Steffen Cockson - he's surface-rubbing me, don't you think?"
"Yeah, he used to be shy and now he's trying to be crazy like you! Totally surface-rubbing!"

by YoHomeBoiKiwi44 February 27, 2018

Rub-a-tug

Male pleasing therapy

See y’all in a while i need to go rub-a-tug.

by ogsmoker October 4, 2017

built-in back-rub reimbursement

AKA "boobies", particularly if they're C-cup or larger. As we all know, a guy will grant 'most any ordinary request from a buxom gal while she's nestling her ample chest-pillows against him (especially if it's direct skin-to-skin contact), and so as long as she lovingly clasps him in her arms and "supplies" him with her soft warm comforting ta-tas pressed firmly against his chest as "payment" for his efforts, he'll keep massaging her back.

I sometimes get totally achy arms from giving Tiffany a three-quarter-hour-long back-rub, but how can I stop when she is continuously "recompensing" me for my services with her built-in back-rub reimbursement???

by QuacksO August 28, 2017

Bud Rub

When a girl gives you a hand job and calls you buddy after.

(Man ejaculates) "How was it buddy?" "Damn I didn't expect a bud rub!"

by Arkotix April 23, 2018

turkish rub

When one man wraps his testes around another man's penis as a means of showing respect

"Good day sir! Let me give you this Turkish Rub as a token of my gratitude for having me within your wonderful confines!" docking

by DockingStation September 26, 2014

rub it in

emphatically draw someone's attention to an embarrassing or painful fact or mistake.

"they don't just beat you, they rub it in"

by Arminkshipper April 15, 2025