retard sandwich 

1. Me... stuck between an attorney I work for and my boss.

2. Any pair of people or couple who's ideas are so "out in left field" that any normal person would consider them retarded... regardless of education or mental ability.

So what if I was wearing high heeled open toed shoes to work, it's spring! Does that really require a "talking to" by the retard sandwich? Give me a fucking break.

retard sandwich by Bianca April 8, 2004

retard parade 

When a group of people (on foot or in cars) move very slowly in a straight line, either side by side or one in front of the other, holding you up in some way or another.

Dammit, I'm late for a foot appointment and I need to cross this intersection, but these three cars are on a retard parade so I have to wait until the red light!

retard parade by Andariel Halo April 7, 2010

retard retardant

a retarded friendship that keeps normal boring unweird okay mentally sane alright unswag people away

Zahyra your retard retardant means you can’t make any friends!

retard retardant by swagmasterskuxxdelux March 22, 2019

retard tingles 

(pl. n., used with sing. or pl. verb): a spontaneous condition characterized by extreme discomfort & experienced by people in awkward situations; retard tingles occur in embarrassing circumstances including but not limited to: inappropriate laughter at ethnic jokes while person from said ethnic group is present, calling your teacher ‘mom’, walking in on your boss in the bathroom, and scenarios in most Ben Stiller movies.

Ending a phone conversation with ‘I love you’ when you are not talking to your significant other can cause severe retard tingles for the person on the other line.

Mike Myers exhibited symptoms of retard tingles - shifty eyes, nervousness, blushing - when Kanye West said “George Bush hates black people” during a telethon on live TV.

Your fart was so loud that the entire movie theater got the retard tingles!

retard tingles by Samantha Ivy August 16, 2009

Retard Hands 

When you play one video game then try to switch to another game but your hands don't do what you want them to.

Dude, I keep throwing a grenade when i try to reload, what's up with that?
You have retard hands..

Retard Hands by Ferrisfreshie February 4, 2010

retard baby 

someone who is stupid or does stupid things
babies are retarted
people who act retarted are retard babies

"Retard baby, that says 300, not zero" Shoshana said to Guerin
"I can't believe you showed the cake with penises drawn all over it to a teacher, you retard baby!"
"William Estes is the biggest retard baby i know"

retard baby by g ho October 30, 2007

retard strength 

The abnormal strength a mild mannered person gets when pushed to the edge of insanity. Similar to 3 stooges Curly listening to Larry play the violin and going nuts.

Did you see Tom go crazy on Bill? That was so unlike him, he must have been so mad he got retard strength and put Bill in the hospital

retard strength by formfeeder October 13, 2006