big brown smelly poonalds

McDonalds. Defined due to the inevitable need to defacate within a short time of finishing a meal at the restaurant.

"As everything else was closed, I had to go to big brown smelly poonalds for dinner"

by Richard and Darrel Greaney January 18, 2004

Poon

Root; Pussy or Poo-na-knee. A)Of or being like a girl or a ghey. B)Also, can be used to refer to the female genitalial. C)Best used as an insult.

1)Don't be such a poon.

2)Did you get any poon last night?

3)Would you care for a Jr. bacon poon burger?

by Dignin September 16, 2005

poon princesses

Annie and Heather. They are the masters of working the poon to your hearts delight. Bow to them.

"I can't believe how good the poon princesses are!! I've never felt so much pleasure in my poon!"

by Heathurr April 10, 2005

poonani

Rotten/spoiled female genitalia

I am not going near her poonani!!!

by numbah 1 July 18, 2008

Poonanners

The VAGINA aka alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, coo, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cuntycakes, cunt, cunny, cuntykins, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fishykins, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, happiest place on Earth, hatchet wound, heaven’s door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poonanny, poonanners, pooners, poontang, poontang pie, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, snizz, snoo, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, xbox, yoni

"I tell ya Bob, there's nothin' quite like hot poonanners on a cold winter's day"
{bends Betty over the couch}
"Well, I'm inclined to agree with you Tom, but that's MY wife!"
"Haha, it sure is Bob...it suuuuuuuuure is"
{continues pounding away at Betty's exhausted poonanners}

by pwnanners October 1, 2011

poon

Poon is when someone is riding a bicycle naked, and you push them off & sniff the seat.

Oh fuck man, i have such a big craving for some poon right about now.

by adam niccoli February 11, 2005

poon face

a faggit a.k.a samm mcclernan a butt face one who smells of vaginal fluids

by retsel toks May 18, 2003