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Battle Penguin

Military slang for the F-35 Fighter Jet because it has stumpy little wings.
That’s for gen 4 vs gen 4. Put a Raptor or Battle Penguin as the F-35 is nicknamed because its wings are relatively short compared to its length in the fight…toast. Even US fighters would be toast, AESA or not.’
by anonymous March 4, 2023
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club penguin

Club Penguin- the game that I played on my old iPad when being young. It's a Disney game from the 2000s and shut down in 2017 like toontown shutting down in 2013. Club penguin island was bad, and but disney was trying to save fan-made recreations of the game.
by JadenTheMoose March 6, 2023
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Hungry Penguin

Act when a woman is at the bottom of a slide with her legs spread. The man then slides head first down the slide with his tongue out so it can enter her vagina.
They tried the Hungry Penguin yesterday at the park.
by Brancher June 13, 2023
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Alpha Penguin

1. A man who hides his own insecurities of not performing
as good in bed as her past lovers, by shaming and or gaslighting
a woman for the amount of sexual partners she has had.

2. A man who only sees a woman's value by the thickness of her hymen,

while ignoring her personality, creativity, work ethic, intelligence

skills and talents.

When a lion takes over a pride from another male(s) they do not ask the lioness about their "body count", because he is not insecure about it...he's the Alpha.
In contrast a Penguin female has a low body count. She also feeds the male regurgitated fish while he carries there baby's egg under his testicles in the frozen snow.
My Alpha Penguin ex-boyfriend tried to slut shame me, even though he has slept with many women.

The Alpha Penguin hides behind a righteous façade of purity to protect his fragile ego.
by Count Boogie May 4, 2024
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Alabama Penguin Slider

When a dump is so sticky and large that it slides down the side of the toilet bowl so slow and long enough for you to see after finishing that you witness it's movement before flushing.
"Dude get in here and check out this Alabama Penguin Slider I just dropped while it's still going!"
by r3dm4n May 23, 2024
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Pudgy Penguin

Pudgy Penguin is a popular NFT (non-fungible token) project based on the Ethereum blockchain. It features a collection of unique, algorithmically generated penguin characters, each with distinct traits and accessories. The project gained significant attention and popularity in the NFT space due to its cute and appealing artwork, active community, and successful marketing.
As an avid NFT collector, Sarah was thrilled to add a rare Pudgy Penguin to her digital art portfolio, knowing it was a highly sought-after piece in the community
by lucavale May 28, 2024
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