porn trouble

The trouble that you are in when your wife finds your porn.

"Shit man, I've got porn trouble, she found my stash"

by eastern August 6, 2008

Belly Porn

Pornographic pictures taken by a guy while he himself is having sex, ergo the guy's belly takes up about 78.5% of the foreground, while a hint of his sex partner is seen in the background.

Considered HOT by the artist and his nerdy 17-to-54-year-old pals.

Considered lame and distasteful by all other grown-ups.

- Hey guys, wanna see my gf giving me head?

- Damn it dude, all I see is your hairy and sweaty belly!

- Look carefully in the corner!

- Oh yeah! Now that's HOT. Is that a he or a she? (Belly porn SUX!)

by Malcolm Knoxville December 9, 2008

Porn Headache

Similar to the famous ice cream headache, but when you've watched so much pornography in one sitting that you are absolutely at your limit and can no longer enjoy it, or even bring yourself to watch one more frame.

I watched so much porn today, and had such porn overload that I developed a porn headache. I couldn't watch another second or I felt like my brain would explode.

The over stimulation he received from an all day porn watching session left him with a porn headache.

by Kaferk1d September 25, 2010

Nose Porn

Porn with your nose. You smell that pussy/dick which ever you prefer.

Wanna watch nose porn with me its great.

by The dick duo November 30, 2016

Porn Tourettes

It's a syndrome which attacks regular civilians as well as folks who have worked in the adult industry. Through adult industry business, media or socializing some people have become so desensitized to foul humor and obscenity that they can no longer recognize how offensive their conversations and jokes can be to normal people.

Out in public having loud discussions including the words pussy, dick, fucking, ass, anal, double penetration, hookers, porn stars, blowjobs, and anything of this nature would be considered a perfect example of a Porn Tourettes outburst.

by HollyWood90027 December 27, 2010

Porn Penis

A penis shown in porn films. A penis that has shaved pubes around it. Many pornstars encountered with porn penises.

Dude: I got the pornstar trim. I have a porn penis now. My penis looks like those porn penises.
Dude #2: You’re weird.

by AntiCircumcisionMan April 2, 2020

Porn-Spill

Any substance or residue (most commonly fluids) that end up on the floor, furniture, clothing, etc., as a result of physical actions performed on the set of a pornographic shoot.

At the end of the porno scene, there was porn-spill on the floor and on the bed, so it needed to be cleaned up.

by Enivel September 26, 2013