pokpok

Prostitution. Could also mean bonking the person on the head.

I'll pokpok you.

by MBK May 5, 2004

Poke It

A polite way of saying Fuck off.

"Are you coming to the cinema?"
"Nah, Poke it."

by Steve Clatworthy February 25, 2005

Pokemon

Pokemon is a cool game.
The TCG Is bad but I`m collecting them(i don't know why)
The show is 5/10 so im not sure(Some episodes were bad and some good)
Game:EXELLENT! THE GRAPHICS AND THE STORYLINE ARE GREAT!

Show differences:
Ingigo League:Borring!
Orange Islands: KWL!
Jhoto:Not Sure........
Hoenn: Best of all
Diamond and Pearl: I don`t know! It`s still Japanese!
Pokemon: 9/10

by Snowswipes April 13, 2007

soak and poke

you spit on the cock for lubrication and stick it in your snatch

i don't have any K Y jelly.

don't worry i'll just soak and poke

by Pervartistry rocks May 13, 2005

sex poker

Player like regular poker except that several women play with the men and the women bet different sex acts. Each sex act is agreed to be equal to a certion amount of money. The men are the ones that bet money and the women can bet sex acts.

A man and woman are playing sex poker Where each sex act is agreed to be equal to ten dollors.
Woman: I see you a fucking and raise you a blowjob.
Man: I will see your ten and raise you another ten.
Woman: I have two pairs.
Man: I have a royal flush. Okay pay up.

by Deep blue 2012 September 21, 2009

Poke War

A poke war is a Facebook activity that requires two people, where the two people continuously click "poke back," and refusing to deny the poke my clicking the X button. Poke wars can last for years.

Wow I can't believe Eliza has finally lost that poke war, she has been holding up strongly for years.

by tsport772 November 17, 2010

pokey bum wank

One who pleasures themselves with fingers up the rectum, while masterbating vigorously.

What is John up to tonight?

He is having a night to himself tonight, so he said he was going to have a pokey bum wank.

by Daneye0113 January 6, 2010