Perilstasis

Perilstasis; Noun.
When the throat doesn't listen, often during oral.

"Hey man.. that girl was sucking my dick last night and she started choking on it!"
"Yeah man.. Perilstasis is a hell of a thing."

by Thatoneguywhomakeswordsandshit March 2, 2014

period stomach

The stomach ache and subsequent bathroom incidents associated with being on, or being close to starting, your period. This can interfere with dates, meetings, and especially exercise. The connection between the uterus and bowels remains largely a mystery.

I want to go for a run, but I have period stomach and I don't want to poo my pants.

by shakalaka999 May 5, 2014

Period of Reflection

The time spent repeatedly observing one's image reflected from the inside bottom of a whiskey glass as one empties the contents. i.e., becoming intoxicated by imbibing a great deal of spirituous liquor.

Ben Franklin's decision to fly a kite in a thunderstorm, thus 'discovering' electricity likely followed an extended period of reflection.

After last night's period of reflection, I found myself returning to consciousness in the middle of Central Park, naked. Which is odd, as I started out last night in Pittsburgh.

by TheBear! June 25, 2015

period puncher

a person who sucks as much as periods do and is like a punch in the stomach

Did you see how annoying Jenna was she's a period puncher.

by Leah Larson December 1, 2015

Period

A pass from gym class

"why weren't you in gym? "
"period..."
"oohhhh"

by zek123 July 2, 2016

Period

A reward for a girl that hasn't gotten pregnant in the last 4 weeks.

I'm on my period, thanks for not hitting me raw

by iForgottoflush April 8, 2016

perimeter dusting

The process of clearing a perimeter of obstacles as to increase the likelihood of success upon reaching the intended goal or target.

I've got to do a little perimeter dusting if I my garrote and I are going to sneak up on our target without being spotted.

by Pintolicious2 October 16, 2016