club penguin

When you blow a guy when he has a tux on.

Girl A: I blew tommy last night
Girl B: You mean at the wedding?
Girl A: Yeah, we had a club penguin.

by Clubba June 11, 2006

penguin

basically the all around best and most diabolical animal ever. who in general loves my chemical romance and gives them style advice based on there own wardrobe. they are the original black parade and gerard loves to pet the penguiness of its cute little furry fur that makes him wish he was a penguin.

Gerard: So what are we gonna do today my sexy penguin lady
Penguin: the same thing we do every day...try and take over the world.

or

Gerard: oooh can we do something diabolical today pleeeaaasee
Penguin: no not until you finish your tap dancing lessons. remember we all have to have happy feet.

by Panic! the penguins are coming November 26, 2006

poking the penguin

masturbating or jacking off

I walked in on my brother poking the penguin....sick!

by big jiggles4 June 11, 2007

Bob the penguin

A penguin doll popularised by the minecraft youtuber trycs and worshipped by tons of 9 year olds all around the world.

"I wish Bob the penguin gave me 0.000001% of his power" said the most cringe human ever.

by bobstansarecringe September 24, 2021

Penguin Walk

Walking with a problem in bending your knees so it looks like your walking like a penguin. Usually happens after a knee injury.

Erik penguin walks ever since his injury!

by Jonathan>erik May 30, 2008

pengussy

a warm, positive feeling in your heart, can be the physical warm feeling or just positive energy. warmth from a penguin.

It is so pengussy in here.
I feel so pengussy.

by Peepaw pengussy February 17, 2022

Penguin

An evil being from another deminsion, trying to rule the world from the secret base in the north pole, very aggresive and will try to kill all obsticals in its way...penguins are trying to rule the world!!

evil...evil...evil....EVIL!! the demon!! its evil!! its EVIL I TELL YOU!!

by super evil penguin August 30, 2005