Floral Park

Listen, I know you've seen a LOT of people say Floral Park sucks because we got nothing to do here. But let me tell you how it really is....
-Yes, kids start drinking in 8th grade (not when their 8 or even 5, like I've heard).
-Yes, people do smoke A LOT (starting in 9th-10th grade)
-Yes, we do have a lot of nail salons and bars.
-Yes, we do have really good cops that keep us safe from the homies in elmont and south floral park.
-No, we don't think we live in the OC.
-No, we don't have crazy emo people.
-No, we don't consider ourselves black.
-We're just Long Islanders who mind our own business (and who pay higher taxes then some rich ass people in the Hamptons) so if you got a problem with us, fuck off and just don't come here then.

Guy from Floral Park - "Floral Park is cool."

Guy from Garden City - "We got more money than you go back to your poor ass 'hood'."

Guy from Floral Park - "Why don't you go cry to your mommy before I kick your ass there."

by Flo Po Lax January 26, 2009

Parker - Hulme Murder Case

In 1954 Honora Parker was murdered by her daughter Pauline Parker, then aged 16, and Pauline’s friend and probable lover, Juliet Hulme, aged 15.

The two girls killed Honora because Juliet and her father were leaving shortly for South Africa. Pauline wanted to travel there, too, but her mother forbade it.

The girls beat Mrs. Parker on the head with a half brick concealed in a stocking, and when the body was found they claimed that the woman had 'slipped and fell', though this was not in accordance with the forty-five wounds on the woman's head. The bloody stocking with the brick in it was found nearby.

The Parker - Hulme Murder Case was very odd.

by Tiffany < 3 February 24, 2006

Park Ranger

A gay male who only has sexual interactions with other gay male who are husky, large with a lot of body hair (otherwise known as "Bears")

Hank only talks to Bears on Grindr, he's a is a park ranger!

by ebacanni February 23, 2015

South Park Agnostic

One who doesn't actually understand the nuances in either side of any issue, so they take a position halfway between them while deriding both as extremists. They hope to appear moderate and reasonable without having to actually research the matter and form an opinion that doesn't boil down to trendy contrarianism and false equivalence.

They do absolutely nothing to improve the human condition. They're out to elevate themselves above all parties in any given argument by shitting on all of them, without doing anything to conclusively resolve the matter. They're worse than useless, they're actively obstructing progress.

Those South Park Agnostics should read an actual book or two than sit on their asses watching TV.

by Destroyer of Ignorance February 3, 2010

Park jr high middle school

Where all the girls like the TikTok boys who bite there lip and wink. The sevies spend the whole art class talking about them.

Omg did you see Adam Kural’s TikTok he’s sooooo hotttt park jr high middle school needs Adam and all his friends to make a TikTok together

by Oneoftheobbsessedsevies October 1, 2019

park-fucking

The act of hooking up in a park, usually referring to underage girls giving handjobs in Riverside or Central Park because their parents are at home.

Mike: Yo, that hot 8th grader and I were park-fucking last night.
Peter: Really? Did you buy her a 40 first?

by spoonzinator October 16, 2008

child's park

A park located in Peteburg Florida for black folks to throw bricks at police cars. Attaining a swimming pool, basketball courts and a large feild. Ain't no place like it.

Did you hear about the Child's Park Pimps that got thrown in the river?

by D-Lord July 8, 2005