aaron parsons

the sexiest man alive. anyone one who comes into contact with someone named aaron parsons should immediately bow down and worship the very ground he treads upon.

A man named Ross once came upon a man named Aaron Parsons, once Ross was in his presence he immediately fell face first on the ground for he was unworthy to be in his presence

by webhead33 April 13, 2010

black person syndrome (bps)

When you are influenced by the black community.

Symptoms of black person syndrome (bps)
1. when you think you are a rapper
2. when you start listening to rap and start dancing around
3. you think you can break dance

by Doctor Hopkins August 20, 2011

Brown Person

People with brown skin, usually from the MIddle East, South Asia, or Latin America but can also included dark skinned europeans such as Italians and Spaniards.

Nasrif: Yo, I'm from Pakistan so I'm not white but I'm not black either.

John: Yea, so your Brown Person.

by drdash August 10, 2008

border patrol personality

the type of person who takes offense at the least injustice, slight, or bad turn of events, whether it be against him, or he happens to just be walking or driving by and notices it. he then confronts the situation either verbally, physically, or both. luckily this often occurs in physically smaller people. these people were usually bullied, beaten, or belittled when young and are often very intelligent with great, though sick, senses of humor, and well liked for exactly all of these reasons.

often these people are absolutely correct. they just overreact

the movie "anger management" has many good examples of a border patrol personality

by mr snatchural June 11, 2007

short person

A person from another planet called short place

I am a real short person.

by THESHORTPERSON June 4, 2018

Person A

Usualy the first person introduced in a demonstration.

Person A was looking at porn.
Person B walked in and scolded Person A, then soon joined in.

by bellicose June 10, 2009

Fourth Person

When you make a statement referring to yourself in the first and third person at the same time. Perfect for Jekyl/Hyde types, wolfmen and superheroes.

Merl: "I don't think Merl appreciates it when you talk to him

in the Fourth Person."

by Mathusum March 28, 2010