ham panda

Unlike "the bear" in the gay culture the HAM PANDA is a large highly unathletic man which ladies find attractive. however sometimes bisexual he rarely mates with females, mostly men. This person also enjoys ham with every meal and has ben seen eating ham with ice cream. Stories have also been told of ham play in the bedroom.

what's that smell did you go full ham panda last night?

by Qton81 November 9, 2018

panda eyed twins

Sadiq Khan and Nigel lost at birth

panda eyed twins

by mrs tosser October 21, 2025

Panda Sensai

Panda is an amazing, sweet, caring guy. He is the type of person to care for someone. He is a bottom but you still love him because he makes you laugh, and when your in some rough times he is there to give his opinion and make you feel better. He is very funny. He likes gravity falls and the amazing world of gumball. He also likes to wear dresses and be called kitten. But in the end he is a good friend to keep around because he will be there for you, and help you with shit. P.S he likes sucking toes.

Wow that guy Panda Sensai looks hot in that dress sheeesshhh

by whoiskatie March 31, 2021

eat the panda

Going down on a female student at the University of Alberta.

Did you eat the panda last night?

by Albertapanda July 11, 2014

November 1 National Panda Day

The day where you Celebrate Pandas and their Existence That means get crazy With Pandas and cuddle up!

Girl: Why are you hugging your stuff toy Panda?
Other Girl: Because its November 1 National Panda Day

by Bananaboo315 May 31, 2020

Milking the Panda

When a woman grasps both a black dick and a white dick in a single hand and proceeds to stroke them together at once.

Yo, Jenny is up to milking the panda, you in with me bro?

by PandaMilker December 7, 2017

Panda

to be a "panda", when someone calls you a "panda" it means that you are acting dumb, or being dumb on porpuse. the word is used mostly by highly intelligent people.

"you are such a panda" or "stop being a panda"

by YaBoiMagnum October 24, 2018