poo pips

Another name for dangleberries. When pieces o'shite get caught in your butt hair. Also, another name for this person can be pippin.

adam: "your mum has dirty poo pips...pippin!!"

by Mr Snipzy May 14, 2008

Poo-splash

The Scattering of water and feces particles caused by defecating in a lavatory.

Watch out for that public poo-splash, you will catch some of them herpies.

by Wobbe January 20, 2009

Poo Dangles

1. A reaction and/or feeling about a truly assaninely shitty situation or douchebag of a person

1. "I can't believe my dildos didn't come in the mail AGAIN! Today really sucks poo dangles"

2. "Did you see that looser Leon at the bar last night?"

"Yeah, that guy is a total poo dangle"

by Lindsay Johnstone January 26, 2009

poo palm

the sensual act of inserting one finger or hand into another humans anus and then retrieving the scrumptious scat inside. the next step is to smear the poo all over each others bodies.
Consumption is optional

Jordan: "I'm bored honey, give me a poo palm"

by bigrick999 January 20, 2009

poo tray

a tray in which is pooped in, or an insulting thing to call someone

man piss of your acting like a poo tray

by 0ojohnstonso0 April 2, 2009

Poo Dinky

Tiny, of small size.

I tried a poo dinky piece of food to see if I liked it or not.

by TAHS2008 April 3, 2009

poo-be-gone

Noun - A bong rip of weed and tobacco taken before a bowel movement too loosen your bowels and ease fecal discharge. Normal bowel movements can take upwards of 55 minutes especially after a good night of drinking. The average poo-be-gone takes less than 45 seconds and will start shortly after exhalation, thus being in close proximity to a lavatory is recommended.

Bob: "Dam I have tried to shit like 6 times this morning, that bottle of jack fucked my bowels"
Janet: "You should take a poo-be-gone! The bong's in the bathroom already."

by I <3 Pooping May 6, 2014