Political Oncology

A new branch of science which focuses on comparing the lethal role of carcinogenic cells to politician's decisions on
organic structure of society or national or global state.

The way president berko is looking at the invation of marsa land can be only explained by Political Oncology.Use of force and destruction.

by TourageKnight February 27, 2025

Political Porn

The ingestion of drama , false promises, grandiose simple solutions by the voting public due to lack of common sense.

Trump sold political porn to his MAGA base and now all Americans will suffer the consequences.

by DoubleKismet March 10, 2025

Political Cinematic Universe

1. A soyjak’s Marvel-tier obsession with treating politics like the next Avengers saga, where voting for the "lesser evil" is the ultimate NPC quest. Features endless reboots (elections), zero character development (career politicians), and post-credit scenes (news cycles) teasing the next "most important election of our lives."

2. When normies LARP as "freedom fighters" by doomscrolling headlines, stanning blue-check politicians, and arguing online like they’re in the Capitol Hill version of Endgame. Spoiler: Thanos (the deep state) always wins.

"Dave spent 4 hours debating midterm polls on Reddit, fully immersed in the Political Cinematic Universe. Meanwhile, his life’s still mid, his 401k’s dead, and his wife’s boyfriend says ‘vote harder.’"

by UrbanDic1453 March 11, 2025

Red Eagle Politics

A youtuber/ right wing coper who pretends to be an accurate election forecaster.

"Hey did you watch Red Eagle Politics new video, saying that the Republicans for real are going to win this time?" Brad
"Dude he's like wrong 100% of the time, why do you bother watching his videos anyways?" - Kent
"It makes for good comedy" = Brad

by Brandon Skull June 1, 2023

Political Thespian

A political actor engaged in political theater.

Donald worshiper: Trump gon lock them groomers up!
Human: Roy Cohn was having gay sex with j Edgar Hoover and underage boys. Your orange Daddy is a political thespian.

by Dr.Crow June 14, 2023

Polite cat

= beluga cat

polite cat IS beluga

by UrLocalSeagull June 16, 2023

Political Illness

Mental illness characterized by making everything political for seemingly no apparent reason.

Bill was a good guy until he developed political illness. Now he just comments, "Let's go Brandon" and "My body, my choice!" on every random facebook post he sees.

by CornBrehd June 15, 2024