J-Panda

Buy your friend cheap poor quality eye makeup and ask her to apply it. Then spray your man vet on her eyes and when it runs out and she has gotten black oval around her eyes - she looks like a panda bear.

I bought my friend cheap eye makeup and she put it on her face, after a vigorous free party I sprayed my juice on her eyes and this ran all over so she had black circles around her eyes - she looked like a j-Panda.

by EBG2025 January 25, 2025

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Panda Sex

The sexual act of a threesome, between a white person, a black person, and an Asian person.

I can't wait to go out and have Panda sex with Rob, and Lucy.

by Card-Dan June 26, 2019

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hello panda

calling someone hello panda is the equivalent to calling them super hot and saying you want to be railed by them

hey jack! you are a hello panda.

by jackanhler_.pp September 1, 2021

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Panda

1. (Noun) A slang term for law enforcement officer/s. In reference to the infamous "Black and White" marked vehicles of the LAPD. A relatively obscure term that started in the West Coast that spread Southeast, towards the gulf coast states. Still used infrequently and sporadically in places like H-Town, The D, Atlanta, and even reports of its usage as far East as Miami and as far North in Chiraq.

2. (Noun) A white BMW X6 with full black tinted windows; looks like a "Panda". As referenced in Desiigner's song of the same name.

1. Karl: "Ay, lookin for some bud."
Sean: "Got you fam, have some primo loud right here."
(Sees police cruiser creep up the street)
Karl: "Yo, Panda"
Sean: "Shit nigga, I was finna pull out a whole zip. 'Preciate it."

2. "Damn, that Panda is fire. Wonder how much he paid for those tints?"

"I got broads in Atlanta
Twistin' dope, lean, and the Fanta
Credit cards and the scammers
Hittin' off licks in the bando
Black X6, Phantom
White X6 looks like a panda
Goin' out like I'm Montana
Hundred killers, hundred hammers" - Desiigner

by Kush Coma October 19, 2016

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Pandas of fifa

A group of people in a discord server, mainly about this shitty trash ass game called fifa.

They talk about everything (have sex,sex,sexy,deez nuts,Andreas,str8 scammer,cancer,EVERYTHING EXCEPT FIFA.

(Talks to a dumbass person) “are you in pandas of fifa discord server? Yes I am.

Daily remainder: FREE PALESTINE

by Andreas (limits) July 26, 2022

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