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PMSsage

A portmanteau of "PMS" and "message." Refers to the text messages that arrive from one's girlfriend/mistress/wife when she is on the verge of menstruation.

Frequent topics of a PMSsage: include weight gain, one's former girlfriends/mistresses/wives, ice cream, and The Notebook.
Bill (looking at his cell phone): Well, it's blowjob week.

Davey: How do you know?

Bill: I just got a PMSsage from Sally. She wants to know what the fuck happened to the ice cream in the freezer. I'm guessing she ate it.

Davey: All hail the Red Queen.
by SlapCaster September 9, 2010
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pmsl

possiably the worst and most unrealistic of internet jargon....
'pissing myself laughing' sure u are
arse: OMFG really pmsl
cool dude: please dont piss...
arse: wat?
cool dude: stfu n00b
by carey March 24, 2004
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pmita

Steal a car, get 10 years in pmita prison.
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PMDD

PMS with a twist.

This is not your everyday PMS. This is a severe form of PMS that can trigger super irritability, anger, manic/depressive states and homicidal feelings. Trust me. I've been there.
PMDD kicks PMS ass any day. It is the mothership of premenstrual symptoms. PMDD would make a woman wanna rip her ovaries out, burn them and rejoice afterwards. Fucking PMDD, yo mama.
by twistedbabydoll August 6, 2007
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PMFA

Paddy McCourt's Fenian Army
When Paddy McCourt comes on as a sub for celtic,

you can hear one set of fans shout : Paddy McCourt's !!

and the other set : Fenian army !!

and it is repeated like this for about 2 minutes of the game.
PMFA
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PMFB

Incidentally, PMFB, back in 1997 I transcribed an interview with designer Norma Kamali and posted it to the "Web log" of my company's site (Spa Thira) which I had just launched.
by eddiegcs February 27, 2010
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PMPP

Post-Masturbation peeing pain

That burning pain you sometimes get when you pee after masterbation
"Dude! Where were you last night?"
"Sorry man had to stay in, had a terrible case of PMPP"
"Ouch man, what does it feel like?"
"How about I set fire to your foreskin?"
by Mr_Touchy October 17, 2011
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