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Post-Masturbation peeing pain

That burning pain you sometimes get when you pee after masterbation
"Dude! Where were you last night?"
"Sorry man had to stay in, had a terrible case of PMPP"
"Ouch man, what does it feel like?"
"How about I set fire to your foreskin?"
by Mr_Touchy October 17, 2011
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