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Own Cum

Own Cum - To masturbate and shoot a cumshot onto your face and/or in your own mouth.
My girlfriend caught me masturbating and as my punishment, she made me taste my own cum!
by Evo Zondo May 30, 2024
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Get on with your own knitting

An east Anglian English alternative for 'mind your own business'. Especially used by the older generation - and knitters.
Kevin: "Mate, you are making that pasta all wrong, you add pasta to sauce not sauce to pasta".
Derik: "Kevin, why don't get on with your own knitting unless you want to make dinner".
by TobEyEuz May 19, 2015
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Stop reviewing your own product

A phrase said to a person who gives commentary on his own story or gives opinions about their own beliefs.
A: man I don’t wan’t want to tell the story, it is very boring.

B: stop reviewing your own product and start explaining
by Person 69420 April 3, 2025
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When ur literally that bored that u literally go out the homepage to copy and paste words into the search bar.


There’s a goat gif at the bottom if ur still bored.

Or just copy “ All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!” again. Do whatever just stop doing stupid shit on urban Dictionary.
by Fatso fucker August 31, 2023
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i own a vacuum

means "i wanna fuck u"...when said silently from a distance looks like u are saying i wanna fuck you
by mista>dave July 31, 2017
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high on their own farts

Of a person, particularly on social media, who has a delusional sense of importance or validity in their actions or statements
All these celebrities thinking we care what they think about politics must be high on their own farts
by anonymous December 14, 2024
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fuckin you bored and you copied and pasted the first text in the new word page
dude 1: All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
dude 2: wtf
dude 1: ...
by mewsem October 23, 2022
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