(mtb) mind the bong

When a bong is in a precarious position and you notice this, then announce it to the squad.

Bong is in a Precarious Position Comrade noticed this
Comrade: "hey guys, (mtb) mind the bong"
Bdiddy and Moisty: "ok mate"
Comrade: "Sound"
Moisty minds the bong (mtb)

by Moisty97 September 30, 2018

Bong Hits For Jesus

Bong Hits for Jesus is an American rock band. Taking its eye-brow raising name from a landmark Supreme Court free speech case, Bong Hits For Jesus is all about peoples' First Amendment rights, artistic freedom and expression, legalization, and having an all around good time.

Did you see Bong Hits For Jesus open for Cypress Hill? They were smoking!

by Kung Ku Lou December 6, 2020

bong goblin

A bong goblin is a young lady who is a permanent fixture of the student house party scene.

Can be found congregating in a smoky corner in the darkest recess of the party, getting wasted on any homemade weed delivery mechanism such as a bong. A bong goblin generally passes out due to copious inhalation of said weed.

The bong goblin is also generally a candidate for a good ol' tee-bagging and the occasional spooge incident.

In summary, a crack whore in training

Kev - Did you see Sophie at the party last night? She was wasted man

Chris - She is nothing but a Bong Goblin

Kev - I hear that

by bigS May 11, 2014

baby bong

Half the size of a normal bong (little sized bong)

I'm real feeling it now I'm only going have a baby bong

by Kinganswers December 18, 2015

Bing Bong

Basically something that's dead like a meme, video game or a music genre. Originated from Bing Bong in Inside Out, a fictional character made by Riley who is forgotten by her.

Dude #1: Bro Ohio's CRAZY!!!
Dude #2: Bro that meme's Bing Bong!!!

by MidTRahX_303 July 18, 2024

Bong Donkey

A word used to describe someone who frequently smokes marijuana (a bong and/or a joint) causing laziness and memory loss. A 'Bong Donkey' can hardly be trusted with any task as they will most often have a massive fuck up.

I can't believe he burned his garlic bread AGAIN!! Almost burnt the house down! What a bloody Bong Donkey

She didn't get the job because she showed up late to her job interview the god damn Bong Donkey!!

by FränkAnk July 29, 2019

The Reverse Bong

A bong with a black hole in the bottom that inhales you instead of you inhaling it.

Wanna take a hit from The Reverse Bong? It'll take you outta this world.

by Pineapples01 November 19, 2017