Opened the ham

To pass wind with a sweet 'hammy' aroma.

Oh man! Which smelly fück's opened the ham?

by Beardross January 17, 2008

opened up

Gaming: When an initial hit/confirm is landed, presumably leading to damage .Prominent in the fighting game community or any games that would involve combat.

He was scared of the overhead so he blocked high and got opened up low

by Quizan August 18, 2016

opening day

First intercourse between a heterosexual couple.

Third date? It's opening day, dude!

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

Box Opener

When a guy gets a girl out of his league to have sex with him.

"I didn't think Renee would get with him, but I guess he is a total box opener!!"

by MelRose January 25, 2015

Brazilian opener

Sticking an umbrella up a women's pussy and opening it up inside her.

Did you get the Eminem mentioned Brazilian opener in one of his songs?

by Smackdatfatass May 15, 2016

Ease of Opening Index

A numerical scale (from 0 to 10) by means of which variables, such as age, level of hotness, dating demand, level of horniness, family background, and boob to waist ratio, predicts how many dates and monetary investment you will need to score with a particular broad. It predicts with astonishing accuracy when the female will open her legs for you.

Yo... have been dating Suzie 4 times straight.

Have you scored yet?

Nope!

So? What´s the point?

I´m cool Bro, Ease of Opening Index predicts no more than two dates and the gates will open for me.

by rperazag May 21, 2010

Fake VHS Openings

A particular type of videos that show intros for VHS tapes that don't exist. While some of them are decently made, a majority of videos are recorded with an external-device (a camcorder or an iPhone), which is of insanely poor quality.

"I have ever seen some fake VHS openings about my favorite cartoon Thomas and Friends." - Some VHS fan

by Ryan900USAYT February 10, 2022