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ninja bash

A game played by two or more players. Whilst walking and/or driving, swimming, flying, riding a bicycle, etc. whenever a ninja (an muslim lady wearing religious headwear, technically called a peepscarf, that only shows her face and/or eyes) is spotted, you must hit another player on the arm and/or leg, crotch, nose and/or head whilst exclaiming as loudly as possible the words 'Ninja Bash!' Also known as postboxing.
Mate, have you got my.... NINJA BASH!... golf clubs?
by Jamal Cake November 2, 2007
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Silent Ninja

When a guy is having sex in the doggy-style position and spits in her anus and slowly and silently slides his fingers, usually his thumb or middle finger, into his woman's anus for better stimulus and for his own self-enjoyment of the moment, gently stroking it in and out, with the hopes that she doesn't mind or won't say anything! That's a silent ninja!

On the bad note: It could also be reversed too. A wicked girl can give her boyfriend a silent ninja too! And he might end up liking it!!!!
Last night I gave my girl friend a silent ninja and she didn't mind. I guess she likes it in the ass after all?
by Attila the Milf Hunter July 30, 2010
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Ninja Sex

Sex in which no one can hear or see
noisless but pleasurful silent and unmarking sex
"why are there no wet marks on the bed and why didnt your parents hear us!?"
"I'm a ninja..."
"*gasp* i had ninja sex?!"
by YoungYulia September 15, 2006
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ninja jesus

An awesome ninja man who can use his super awesome ninja powers to tell people what to do. He can also walk on water, and Jesus is a very kickass ninja.
Ninja Jesus: Heeyah! Get me some -heeyah!- carrots!
Disciple guys: Yezzir.
by olli 2nd September 9, 2006
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Ninja Spunk

To arrive at the point of no return without giving your partner any idea that you are about to evict ones population paste all over her face/chest/eyes...
Nat: tug tug tug tug, sucky sucky sucky sucky, tug tug tug tug...
Me: Sploooge...
Nat: Oh, i see you ninja spunked me again...
Me: Opps, sorry sweetcheeks.
by Naughty Nigel May 15, 2011
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Wordpress Ninja

A person that has ninjitsu like skills that can do freaky things with Wordpress. Nothing is too hard. This ninja can pwn with Wordpress and rule the bloggersphere.

Blogging is great but a Ninja can make a blog look like a 5 star hotel and call you by your mama's name!

This ninja is not the normal blogger, they can make you snap your neck with their l33t skills. You will never see this guy or chic, she hides in the posts and strikes in the forums.

Its all in an effort to make a blog look......well...not like a blog!
I need to hire a Wordpress Ninja to create a kick ass social business website! Oh Sh*t, I killed my CSS style sheet.....call the f'n Wordpress Ninja!
by The Wordpress Ninja November 19, 2011
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Keyboard Ninja

one who is a internet tough guy mostly on social networking sites i.e. myspace,facebook etc. probably someone who needs self assurance and the only way of feeling tough.
Dan: "Hey Mike whats wrong?"

Mike: "im sick of these keyboard ninja's actin hard on the net."
by 907jones January 12, 2009
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