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neurophysics

"The branch of medical physics concerned with using physics techniques to study the properties and behavior of the central nervous system."
Yo u need to get neurophysics treatment
Why

U have a brain disorder that cant be fixed for shit
oh
by Grammar Error August 14, 2023
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Neugierigerregtabgestoßen

To find something repulsive and arousing at the same time.
John got a hard-on when he glimpsed Sally cleaning the cheese from under her toenails. He could only credit it to Neugierigerregtabgestoßen.
by JessicaGee August 16, 2024
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Neumann Mind-Fuck

When you have a boss named Neumann, who is SO intelligent, that you can enter his office with with resolve and with a valid demand and then leave not getting a goddamned thing you wanted, but feel like he gave you the winning numbers of the lottery.

Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"
I went to speak with Neumann about a better coffee machine. Now, I can't stand the taste of coffee... What happened...?
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.
by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker September 9, 2023
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Neurolepsy

Neruolepsy is when you experience a brainphart, and forget completely what you're doing or why
Sev experienced Neurolepsy with Harriet during sex, which was mostly his fault
by Sevzilla738 September 17, 2023
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Neurospicy

Despite how it sounds Neurospicy is not the Neurodivergent section of PornHub or Only Fans.

it's when you are Neurodivergent and have other mental illnesses like Depression and Anxiety but don't want it to define who you are.

Neurospicy is not as stigmatized as telling people you are Autistic, have Depression or ADHD.

it's owning it and not letting it over shadow who you are.

Self diagnoses is valid and no one should be pretending to be Neurodivergent.
person 1 "why are you always so weird?"
person 2 "I'm Neurospicy, that's normal for me."
person 1 "oh okay, that explains so much right now."
by adhd.rocks September 21, 2023
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Neurodivergent attack

When you have a strong overcoming sensation of something neurodivergent that affects your ability to focus, complete a task, be human, do anything, or general behavior.
I am sorry for being a spaz, I had a neurodivergent attack.

This neurodivergent attack is not allowing me to focus.
by LingDanc803 October 3, 2023
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neurophysiologie

Noun - a category or division of scientific physics describing the effects such effects have on the body.
The cause of vision paralysis, neurophysiologie
by Marc2.0 October 17, 2023
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