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Nerd Poop

The act of sitting reverse on the toilet, setting one's laptop on the tank of the toilet, and using it while completing the poop
Friend: Hey bro you wanna Skype?
Nerd: Can't. I'm nerd pooping right now.
by Nerd Pooper July 20, 2011
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Anime Nerd

usually influenced at a young age by older anime such as pokemon, sailor moon, card captor sakura, and yugioh. (your average popular high school student probably watched two or three of these as a child. they grew up to become obsessed with society's opinions.) an anime nerd is simply someone who doesn't give a shit what other people think and has not lost sight of their inner child. their appearance can range from ugly to the most beautiful girl/guy you have ever seen. they have respect for the art form that is anime. once or twice a year they may spend their time at an anime convention making money or having fun (meeting new people, hanging out with friends, etc.). an anime nerd knows how to enjoy life (unlike some people). an anime nerd could be the person living next door. they could be the bag boy/girl at your grocery store. they could be your high school english teacher. they could be the man/woman you married twenty years ago.

remember, nerds are people too. and the majority of them have lives others are too stupid to accept. haven't you ever heard "don't judge a book by its cover"?
random guy #1: dude i just found out my girlfriend is an anime nerd!

random guy #2: holy shit! what are you going to do!?

random guy #1: ...have sex.

random guy #2: ...

random guy #1: what? she's hot!!
by ananimenerd May 16, 2009
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Nerd complex

Anyone who has a nerdy personality but has the option of wearing whatever makes them feel comfortable no matter how stylish.
Person A:I have a nerd complex.
Person B:But you dress soooooo cool!
Person A:I have a nerdy personality.
Person B:Ohh!
by HawaiianPunch1 March 27, 2010
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Nerd Orgasm

An overwhelming surge of excitement triggered by something incredibly lame including--but not limited to--math, computers, or video games.
Nerd: OMG I just beat the 3rd sub-boss in level 19!!

Regular Dude: Easy, cowboy...after your done creaming ur pants from ur nerd orgasm let's go to that party--we're gonna be late.
by n3lson July 6, 2010
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nerd spray

A spray used by nerds when they're lungs become inflamed by an allergic reaction caused by dust particles. This 'nerd like condition' is most commonly known as asthma. Nerd spray is another word for a nerds inhaler.
Emmanuel: DUDE EUGINE IS HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTACK!!
Daniel: WHAT THE CRAP! Emmanuel! Pass him that nerd spray!
by vanessa&&danielxD January 16, 2009
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angry nerd

Potentially the funniest thing ever
angry nerds are nerds, when irritated enough while gaming lose their concentration and become violent
after an attack of keyboard hurling and weak insults the usually cry in a corner or mourn the loss of their level 200 cat or whatever
Normal Person: What ya doing?
Nerd: *grunt*
NP: wanna come outside?
N: *grunt*
NP: its a nice day, c'mon!
N (Having become angry nerd): AGH!!! LEAVE ME ALONE *throws keyboard* OMG! YOU N00B I JUST LOST MY LEVEL 200 LEET PRO PALAROGUELF!!
by sudowudo January 17, 2009
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Nerd Stick

A storing device, commonly known as the USB
Bill: "Hey johnny, have you finished the Geography sheet?"
Johnny: "Yeah man, why?"
Bill: "Sweet! Nerd stick me!"
by Hanzy March 20, 2006
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