nerd slinger 

A special kind of nerd. This nerd is probably at the very top of the Nerd Hierachy. The nerd level is so high, that anyone in the direct field of his presence would probably be infected with his/her nerd virus. Very dangerous.

Dude1: "Holy ****. a nerd slinger."
Dude-ette1: "Quick, to the escape hatch."

nerd slinger by John Connor 2006 February 4, 2006

nerd offset credit 

Activities or hobbies done by a nerd so that they will seem less nerdy to other people.

Play on words from Carbon Offset Credit.

Jim - "So I just started taking salsa dance lessons."
Sam - "Oh, trying to get some nerd offset credits?"

nerd offset credit by leep80 May 8, 2008

nerd-a-stud 

A rare breed of intellect and studliness combined. Usually used for self-appraisal.

If someone said nerdalert in your direction, you can respond back by saying "i'm a nerd-a-stud!"

nerd-a-stud by Jon Kong March 10, 2009

nerd bingo 

When two or more people engage in a particularly dorky, off topic conversation which likely has little to no interest by the common person.

"Hey did you hear those two dorks playing nerd bingo? One of them asked me if I knew that black silicon is between 100 and 500 times more sensitive to light than conventional silicon, and could be used to revolutionize solar energy generation? What a douche!"

nerd bingo by spyhd3r October 14, 2009

Nerd Lover 

In the "Ugly Betty" fandom, person who ships "Nerd Love" (Betty/Henry).

Referring to the term Amanda coined in the show when she watched Betty and Henry interact in Season 1 of the popular TV show.

Forget Gio and Daniel! I am a Nerd Lover!

Nerd Lover by dadiva18 October 23, 2009

Nerd Head 

A person who is smart in the head.

Curits: You're a nerd head!
Ricki: Thanks!

Nerd Head by elfk December 10, 2005

nerd whistle 

A USB thumb drive typically worn around the neck or kept on a key chain.

Your nerd whistle is blocking my cupholder.

or

You left your nerd whistle plugged into my computer and now my CD drive can't open.

nerd whistle by Nocus February 20, 2009