noodle scratcher

fucking ada look at that boiler she's a proper noodle scratcher.
by mickey mottmuncher April 13, 2009
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Pool Noodle

A girl usually 5 feet or under that has an obsession with gaming and tacos; and continuously uses "Bye" or "Holmes" in sentences.
Kendra at the Help desk is such a Pool Noodle because all she ever does is play ZELDA and eat cheap tacos.
by SeaCureItTee_Goord February 27, 2018
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noodle maker

A dirty Italian who eats a lot of pasta. Generally very hairy and overweight, possibly smells of alcohol. Most likely drinks.
"Shave your armpits, you stupid noodle maker!"
by spesh March 16, 2004
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Ramen Noodle Day

kick anyone named zyra on Ramen noodle day!
*kicks someone named zyra* Zyra: Why did you kick me?
Me: Oh its just ramen noodle day!
by YourLocalMailMan November 03, 2019
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nuts as a noodle top

Someone who is clueless or empty headed.
She's as nuts as a noodle top because she wouldn't give me glue for the glitter.
by Grammy509 September 14, 2017
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mighty man noodle

she licked his mighty man noodle
by DRIFT QUEEN June 27, 2013
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Noodles Doody-Decker

When the styrofoam floatie-toy in the pool isn't styrofoam and definitely is not a toy.
The lifeguard at the pool was nodding off, so I figured a Noodles Doody-Decker would cause a commotion, and just might force him back on duty.
by Pool Stooler December 30, 2009
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