Pool Noodle

A girl usually 5 feet or under that has an obsession with gaming and tacos; and continuously uses "Bye" or "Holmes" in sentences.

Kendra at the Help desk is such a Pool Noodle because all she ever does is play ZELDA and eat cheap tacos.

by SeaCureItTee_Goord February 26, 2018

noodle scratcher

women banging her bean

fucking ada look at that boiler she's a proper noodle scratcher.

by mickey mottmuncher April 12, 2009

nuts as a noodle top

Someone who is clueless or empty headed.

She's as nuts as a noodle top because she wouldn't give me glue for the glitter.

by Grammy509 September 14, 2017

mighty man noodle

common fanfiction word for penis

she licked his mighty man noodle

by DRIFT QUEEN July 6, 2013

Ramen Noodle Day

kick anyone named zyra on Ramen noodle day!

*kicks someone named zyra* Zyra: Why did you kick me?
Me: Oh its just ramen noodle day!

by YourLocalMailMan November 3, 2019

noodle maker

A dirty Italian who eats a lot of pasta. Generally very hairy and overweight, possibly smells of alcohol. Most likely drinks.

"Shave your armpits, you stupid noodle maker!"

by spesh March 16, 2004

Noodles Doody-Decker

When the styrofoam floatie-toy in the pool isn't styrofoam and definitely is not a toy.

The lifeguard at the pool was nodding off, so I figured a Noodles Doody-Decker would cause a commotion, and just might force him back on duty.

by Pool Stooler December 29, 2009