A girl usually 5 feet or under that has an obsession with gaming and tacos; and continuously uses "Bye" or "Holmes" in sentences.
Kendra at the Help desk is such a Pool Noodle because all she ever does is play ZELDA and eat cheap tacos.
by SeaCureItTee_Goord February 26, 2018

by mickey mottmuncher April 12, 2009

by Grammy509 September 14, 2017

by DRIFT QUEEN July 6, 2013

by YourLocalMailMan November 3, 2019

A dirty Italian who eats a lot of pasta. Generally very hairy and overweight, possibly smells of alcohol. Most likely drinks.
by spesh March 16, 2004

The lifeguard at the pool was nodding off, so I figured a Noodles Doody-Decker would cause a commotion, and just might force him back on duty.
by Pool Stooler December 29, 2009
