ninja jerk

Stimulating a male individual without consent or notice, up to and including point of climax.

Last night when I was in bed, my girlfriend gave me a ninja jerk... I woke up with cum on my pants!

by Magic Butcher September 22, 2010

Ninja Sense

This word does not have a definition, but more of an underlying meaning that has been around since the beginning of time, kinda like the Chinese/Japanese fighter Ki (Chi/Qi) it goes:

Anyone can fix something that broken, but it takes a genies to fix something that's not broken.

I will use my "Ninja Sense" to conquer any task.

by RustyNinja June 15, 2011

Ninja cock

Your penis is the sword. When fruit is tossed into the air you slice it with your rock hard cock. i.e. your ninja cock

I tried to play ninja cock last night I only got a score of 20, and a bruised dick

by NinjaC0ck69 March 30, 2016

ninja poke

To surprisingly poke an individual while scaring them. To achieve this you must run on the balls of your feet toward the individual while they are occupied with another activity or while they are just not paying attention. But be sure to run on the balls of your feet, as so they can't hear you coming towards them. When you get close enough (while still running) you poke them, HARD! And then run away laughing, because the individual will look hilarious afterwards. They will look like somewhere between the mix of having a heart-attack and surprize and pain.

Look at that person I just ninja poked! It is sooo hilarious!

by Jessica777 January 31, 2009

Ninja Blonde

1. A brunette or redhead who acts like a stereotypical blonde.

2. A natural blonde who dyed their hair brown or red but you can tell in their personality that they are naturally blonde.

1:

Girl 1: You know that girl Susie, She seriously forgot how to count today...

Girl 2: She's such a ninja blonde.

by CynicOptimist November 20, 2010

ninja please

like nigga please, but for slick folk.
means i don't think so

"you think that chick is hot?ninja, please!"

by jilldo December 27, 2003

Ninja'd

(V): When someone gives another person such a good comeback that the person being exposed to the torment never even sees it coming. But the burn does not end there my amigos. The Ninja'er comes back for a second attack, ending with their battle cry, "Ninja'd!" Then disappears before you even have time to pee your pants from shock. Here's a diaper baby, clean yo'self up. You be dirtying up my new kitchen floors. .. bitch.

Person A: "I think I was just Ninja'd and I may or may not have just pee'd a little bit."

Person B: "Ninja'd!" *Disappears*

by Captain Elbow October 1, 2010