ass muffin

The act of stuffing one or many muffins down your pants, while promptly sitting down on the doughy mass. Upon sitting, you take the muffin mass, ball it up and eat it.

dude, you really need to get a taste of Chris's ass muffin, it's to die for!

by theprettiestbaglady March 5, 2009

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pizza-muffin

the combination of a pizza-face and a muffin-top

god damn, Ashely Faris is a pizza-muffin

by Jake Lundin December 17, 2008

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meat muffin

Mounding flesh accumulating on the face of the female genitals. Best used to describe a particularly protruding specimen. Generally noticed due to bright colored panties or odor.

"Let me pet your coital beard and grovel on your meat muffin."

by Andrew 3000 October 13, 2004

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muffin cruncher

The act of punching a womans vagina during sexual intercourse. (i.e. - vagina punch)

"I heard he likes it rough."

"Oh! Is he a muffin cruncher?"

by Jake Barney May 16, 2006

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SLUT MUFFIN

A person of the female sex that is well used and may be "worn out" who also has a muffin top or a slight belly that hangs over the pant line. you often find them soliciting at walmart

did you just see that girl at wal mart today she had to be a slut muffin.

by bob-it February 1, 2010

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