MudFud

Slang for M.D., Ph.D.; a physician-scientist generally involved in translational medicine research (combining basic science, pre-clinical and clinical research).

James left the lab early to go hang out with his MudFud friends.
Dora's biomed geek tendencies make her a good candidate for the MudFud program.

by Eclectic Bohemian July 24, 2011

Muff Pipe

A smoking pipe made out of wood, usually hand made and may be whittled.

Muff pipes are just the bowl with a hole in one side leading to the chamber. there is a choke on one side of the hole but due to its position and the make-up of the pipe it doesnt do anything.
You usually get scooby snacks in your mouth when using a muff pipe

Every time we smoked Trent's muff pipe, we got burnt weed in our mouths but still managed to use it for years to come.

by Take-One August 1, 2012

Muffin Slasher

Term used to describe a categorical serial killer of sexual intercourse. This guy will sleep with anything. He'll take it wherever and whenever he can get it. His psychological profile is limited to the simple question: do they have a vagina? He has no regard for his own sexual health, nor that of others. He dirties his glans in the pool of communal poon without a second thought. Has no standards.

Friend J: "Holy shit, I've heard Friend A took home another rotter last night."

Friend N: "He has no standards. I've heard he slept with Friends F and M too!"

Friend J: "That guy's a muffin slasher."

by Wrong Button October 1, 2014

munch time

Another word for lunch time or a time to go down on a vagina

Its munch time, ive got cheese sandwiches. Or

Its munch time, I hope she's washed her muff this time, last time when I went down on her pussy I retrieved a used condom. Yummy

by mitch00uk April 10, 2015

Muffin Top Derby

A Muffin Top Derby is an event that occurs when two or more morbidly obese people in fat scooters fight over something. Although the first Muffin Top Derby occurred in an Oklahoma Walmart over a box of Twinkies in 2009 venues have grown and there are a reported 7000 Muffin Top Derbys nationwide annually, occurring in Walmarts, McDonalds, Burger Kings, Wendys, and Taco Bells. At first Muffin Top Derbys were occurrences of nature, but now they have become more organized with betting, planned events, and some have even petitioned for an official league to cater to the large and... err, large. Unfortunately there has been resistance to this new sport in many states, leading to bans in number of Countys and Towns. This resistance is one of the reasons an organized Muffin Top Leauge ( MTL ) has not been created. Muffin Top Derbys can be observed in pop culture such as South Park, and Family Guy.

Never get between an American and their Twinke.

Guy 1: Did you see that Muffin Top Derby last night at Walmart?
Guy 2: Yeah, I lost an assload of money. I could have sworn that the Lard Dragon was going to win...
Guy 1: My bet is on the Twinke Bandito.
Guy 3: McDominator FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by IanPeterFreeley April 27, 2015

Musbee

A bastardisation of 'Must-be'. A musbee is a drink, usually alcoholic, that an unwitting person has left unattended in a pub or club. Naturally the unguarded beverage becomes fair game to anyone willing to drink it, as it would be a crying shame for good booze to go to waste. The cheapest way to get drunk on a night out, very popular amongst piss poor students and alcoholics. WARNING take a musbee at your own peril, if the snatch is poorly timed you may be confronted by the musbee's original owner, who may take exception to you nicking his drink.

Ah look an unattended drink has been left on that table... musbee mine

I'm skint so I'll be hitting the musbees tonight lads

by aztekcamel December 17, 2015

Mudda

Another word for mother

That's the Mudda cool shit.

by Jkfan March 16, 2016