monster munch

1) A tasty corn snack available, inter alia, in beef flavour. Mmmm.
2) Snogging ugly birds. Mmmm.

Lets go for a monster munch. I want the taste of beef on my tongue.

by Steve August 28, 2003

anytime minutes friend

A friend who only answers your phone calls or only calls you when there anytime minutes have kicked in. I.E. Does not deem you important enough accept phone calls from you during their daytime minutes.

Wilkowski: Hey Rival, why dont we give Lammanna a call and see if he wants to go to Boomerzzz later.

Rival: Nah man you know he wont answer befor 1900...we are only his "anytime minutes friend".

by catahoula_wv March 10, 2007

Butt monster

An alternate name for a demon (or "pinky demon") in ID Software's original Doom game series.

Blood and viscera flew everywhere when I attacked the group of butt monsters with my chainsaw.

by Timotheus325 January 21, 2009

Big Green Monster

An extremely large penis see also Jolly Green Giant

"Hey Kevin Chambers! Show these ladies the Big Green Monster!"

by gsxr4play November 17, 2009

In five minutes

THE BIGGEST FUCKING LIE EVER! GOD DAMMIT YOU’RE AT THE CLUB PARTYING!

Person 1: Ok babe, I’ll be home in five minutes
Person 2: Oh fuck.

by Depressed420Boi69( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) June 12, 2018

monster rain

A childhood game played by young boys. You hide from this imaginary rain by running under the porch and giving each other oral treats.

Why don't you invite Jimmy Robinson over to play monster rain?

by Lil Conner May 13, 2005

Monster Energy

An energy drink that people drink to seem cool and lower class. Tastes pretty good but has been known to kill people because they take too much. Looks 'cool' for a teen to drink it but immature and retarded for an adult.

Kyle : Yo look Riley, Troy has a monster energy!
Riley: Oh yeah dude let's go up to him and see if we can air drink some of that shit
Troy: Fine guys I'll let you smell it and pour a bit into your mouth
Kyle: Dude that shit is so radical man, im gonna go smoke 5 fags then steal some monsters from the corner shop bro
Riley: yeah let's do it man
Kyle: *spits on ground*
Riley: *spits on ground*
Troy: *spits on ground*

by arandom9yearold December 1, 2018