Old Mate can be used to isolate a single individual out of a returned servicemen's earlybird dinner special at the local.
by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003
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verb: the act of masturbating on a towel and wringing it out in somebody's mouth
verb: the act of masturbating on a towel and wringing it out in somebody's mouth
if it wasn't for that Mateo in the trunk of my car, my back seat would be covered in jizz stains
Landon: hey Matrocker, guess what i did last night?
Matrocker: what's that, Landon?
Landon: i gave you a Mateo while you were sleeping!
Both: Hahahahahaha!
Matrocker: that would explain why my lips are so sticky!
Landon: hey Matrocker, guess what i did last night?
Matrocker: what's that, Landon?
Landon: i gave you a Mateo while you were sleeping!
Both: Hahahahahaha!
Matrocker: that would explain why my lips are so sticky!
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by Bblqueen December 15, 2021
Get the Material Girl mug.Fundamental Materialism is a strict subscription to the metaphysical concept of materialism. This worldview is held by positive atheists who are certain that nothing outside of the material universe exists.
Fundamental materialism is a worldview that is often held by new atheists such as Richard Dawkins or Christopher Hitchens.
by Kelmeer23 March 7, 2023
Get the Fundamental Materialism mug.Metaphysical materialism is the metaphysical world view that reality is defined by matter, and the immaterial does not exist. This is similar to metaphysical naturalism, however naturalism is the idea that the universe only runs on natural laws, and materialism is the idea that the universe is only matter, so materialism as a metaphysical concept is an ontological view of the universe, while naturalism is a scientific philosophy that takes the premise of materialism and applies it to our understanding of the universe.
Metaphysical materialism is just a fancier way of saying materialism, both mean the same thing obviously. Most people just use materialism, but adding the term metaphysical to it clarifies that it is talking about a material world of the universe and not an obsession with wealth.
by Kelmeer23 March 17, 2023
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