excuse master

trying to be popular even though people think your a dick, geek, or nerd.

Dude! Stop acting like an excuse master. Besides, you are the stupid one anyway.

by A.C. Cortez May 19, 2016

chaz master

Someone who is such a badass, almost no mortal can stand infront of said person without collapsing into a heap of nothingness

Person A: Woah! Did you hear that some dude did a triple backflip and landed dick first into Kim Kardasians ass.
Person B: Yeah dude! That guy is such a Chaz master!

by Mr.DunkMaster February 22, 2017

Potato Masher

The act of hiding the evidence that you pooped in a sink or bathtub by smashing your stool with your foot or hand until it has become mashed enough to flow smoothly down the drain. Covering up any evidence that you defiled a bathroom.

I live in a one bathroom apartment but my roommate was using it at the time, so I had to think quick without destroying my pants. So I squatted over the kitchen sink and then proceeded to be a potato masher before my roommate was done in the bathroom.

by Tazo Defines March 2, 2017

coy master

Someone whom is very alluring and using their mysteriousness to subdue others. They are very shy, yet bold. They have no rhyme, rhythm or flow.

They only follow three rules.....

1) Many people pursue them, but they only burn with desire for one person.

2) They NEVER make a move to initiate sex and play coy to the very end, no matter what.

3) They are very private and only allow the one person they desire to hang out alone with them, everyone else is not worth their time (this does not apply to family members or friends with no sexual desires for them)

The coy master is an enigma to me, I love them but I am just not sure if they love me. What if I make a move and they reject me? When I am by them I tremble, shake and my knees buckle. I am head over heels in love.

by ZMVS May 7, 2017

angelina masler

An absolutely perfect girl who can always make her boyfriend (Usually someone named Campbell) and her friends laugh their heads off. She's beautiful, sexy, an amazing kisser, and has amazing chocolate brown eyes. I don't know how anyone could live without her because I know I can't. I love you baby!

Love, Campbell

Woah your dating Angelina masler?! Bro she's perfect in every way!

by Cblair10 June 2, 2017

tang master

one who achieves massive amounts of poon tang

beau is a tang master

by weiener September 19, 2017

spaghetti masher

A person who sits on a plate of spaghetti.

Ew! Gross! He just sat on my spaghetti.
That spaghetti masher!

by Mecachis June 1, 2018